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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
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Constantly trying to avoid catastrophes, all the while never failing to cause endless laughter. Figuring out who I am, and starting to ask those adult questions. Also enjoying life outside of work, because that's how I was raised to live. I have a strong group of friends, composed of both men and women from all walks of life (which I believe is important). Connecting to people on a real meaningful level is vital for my continued happiness. On a lighter note, I'm the guy that puts half whole and half skimmed milk in his cereal at work, because the office doesn't purchase 2%. Why are we forced to live in extremes!?

Fear of extreme clean because: "there is always a degree of oblivion in tidiness"
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as an Sr. Executive at Saatchi & Saatchi Wellness. Otherwise, reading, hanging out with friends and finding new music.

My Insta:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things funny, all the time. <--- This is a generic statement, I agree with you. But you'll just have to trust me that It is 100% legitimate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My attention to detail and my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food stuffs: Coffee milkshakes. Maine red hot dogs. The Cheeseburger at Roebling. Anything at Blue Collar

Tunes: Little Dragon, The song "Funny Bone" by Chic, ESG, Jens Lekman, Monster Rally, Todd Terje, Fleetwood Mac, Chromatics, Mac Demarco, Horse Meat Disco, Disclosure, Pure X, Paul Simon, Tom Tom Club, Purity Ring, Real Estate, CFCF, T-Rex

Also, "Arabian Dance" by Tchaikovsky gives me the chills

Films: The Accused, Lethal Attraction, Birth, I am Love, Under the Skin

Novels: Revolutionary Road, How We Are Hungry, Middlesex, Sweet Tooth, After Dark, 1Q84
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding a perfect lamp. Carrot cake is underutilized.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun while I can still get away with it. Friday nights are friend's night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will never get married barefoot. EVER. Or take one of those silly jumping group photos. Or wear a brightly colored bow tie.
You should message me if
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If you could honestly and seriously get down to this song.

If you think a Michelada is the perfect brunch drink. If you think lighting can make or break any social gathering. If you surround yourself with kind, hilarious and honest friends. Finally, if you are the kind of person that feels lots of feels.