Hi, I'm Jake. I'm awful at expressing myself in text. I know it's a
total cop-out, but I'm more of a vocal person. I'm the proud owner
of the worlds worst dog, Ginger. I love her, but she's a bad bad
dog. Huge hockey fan, like to travel, not a big partier. I know I'm
getting old because when my friends want to go out and drink I'm
always concerned about how it's going to effect my ability to be
productive the next day... I know, pretty lame grandpa Jake. Hence
why I'm on this site, I just want to find a significant other to do
significant things. The extent of that has yet to be determined...
What I’m doing with my life
Uhhhh, working. I'm not writing a book or anything extraordinary
like that. Just trying to live on the mean streets of San Jo. I
work a metric butt ton, I have a pretty good job with a pretty cool
company. I'm an audio/video integrator for sexy-tech companies.
Chances are you've used at least one of these company's websites
today. I'm technically not allowed to publish the places I work but
here's a hint: On one site you can "poke" people and the other if
you're curious about something you just (blank) it.
I play guitar/sing in a band but musicians are the most unreliable
people on the planet. On the weekends I rain threes on fools at the
gym and get swoll with it brotha!
I’m really good at
Music, singing, playing guitar, making phat beats, having
intelligent convos, fixing things, watching VH1 reality series,
stuff like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of people mention my smile. I tell them "Yes, I smoke meth".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Queens of the Stone Age, Thin Lizzy, Lil Weezy, Minus the Bear,
Radiohead, Pedro the Lion, tons of other stuff. 2 Chainzzz! I
really really really really like hockey too. My favorite pandora
station is "Summer hits of the 90's" peep it out, there are some
slumpers on that station.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to buy next. I know it's terrible but isn't life all
about accumulating crap?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, it gets pretty crazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This question is dumb... If it's so private, why would I post it on
my profile? I mean c'mon, what is the deal with this OkCupid?
(Jerry Seinfeld voice)
You should message me if
You think I'm cool?