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Jakkalyne

23 F Louisville, KY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
no, it's too tempting to commit character suicide here
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I feel like my mom wrote this subheading.

☹ anthropology
☹ on the board of directors for a nonprofit
☹ travelling as much as megabus and couches will afford me
☹ i play cello/bass/keys in Bermudan (bermudan.bandcamp.com if you are into experimental/avant garde/shoegaze/black metal stuff -- influences include Swans and Krallice)
☹ i play only cello in The Wax Intellectual
☹ bagels

there is a gif of me flossing at: lepo--brlog.tumblr.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
autodidacticism.
critical thinking.
taking care of animals.
proper use of semicolons.
piano.
arguments. (i'm really not submissive/indirect in discussion at all)
ethnographic research.
carefully curating a mixtape
reading really really fast.
knowing what other people want and like and refraining from deliberately appealing to them because it's unethical
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i probably think it's my eyebrows or my crooked teeth or the way i stand or that i'm chubby or that i'm devoid of fashion taste, but more realistically they don't notice me at all
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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kafka ◩ italo calvino ◩ tolstoy ◩ chekov ◩ david foster wallace ◩ dostoevsky ◩ dave eggers ◩ james joyce ◩ ishiguro ◩ murakami ◩ camus ◩ hemingway ◩ jules verne ◩ danielewski ◩ samuel beckett ◩ vladimir nabokov ◩ joey goebel ◩ tao lin

paul thomas anderson ⧋ michel gondry ⧋ jan svankmajer ⧋ stanley kubrick ⧋ ingmar bergman ⧋coen brothers ⧋ wes anderson ⧋ werner herzog ⧋ charlie kaufman

breaking bad // bobs burgers // archer // peep show // party down // planet earth // extras // true detective // louie // fargo

a winged victory for the sullen ⦿ parquet courts ⦿ marriages ⦿ tim hecker ⦿ kaki king ⦿ deafheaven ⦿ tortoise ⦿ swans ⦿ beach house ⦿ fever ray ⦿ lightning bolt ⦿ titus andronicus ⦿ earth ⦿ 1 mile north ⦿ forest swords ⦿ old man gloom ⦿ arcade fire ⦿ godspeed you! black emporer ⦿ converge ⦿ six organs of admittance ⦿ pelican ⦿ lower dens ⦿ balmorhea ⦿ mount eerie ⦿ songs: ohia ⦿ isis ⦿ barn owl

~cheese fries~
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog. fuck the other five things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
normalized thoughts, behaviors, and trends
conspiracies
what i'm going to do when i get my ass off of the computer
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
low key; fridays are not distinct from other days of the week with my schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm not private. I peed the bed when I was 20 because I took too much melatonin.

i could probably belch competitively

i am not looking for romantic partners, just neat folks
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you can do it without using your fingers