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JakoTheClownDog

31 Gresham, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The me section, the key piece that is supposed to add depth to the picture that intrigued you for one reason or another.... Well, I've been described as the sweetest, kindest dick you will ever meet. I truly care about people and want to make others smile. That doesn't mean I won't do that by testing your limits. People inherently trust me and tell me their most private of things commonly with no prompting what so ever. I'm ok with this though because I love to learn about people. What drives them, what hurts them, it's all so amazingly complicated. Something one person loves can be the same thing that almost destroys someone else... I'm a fun person, I love to be loud and goofy and soak up attention like a sponge. I can laugh at almost anything and probably will. I can talk about anything, and probably will. I have no shame to speak of. I like to be naked. I prefer to be naked with a girl that also likes enjoys it. I'm passionate and intense. My rants are funny most of the time but I get the feeling my intensity is enough to scare some people off. I'm open minded and willing to accept other people's opinions on things. People that meet me are commonly surprised at what is beneath my bouncy seemingly care free exterior. I see more about people that they show. I know more about people than they know. I'm brutally honest and if my truth offends, I'm not sorry for saying it, only sad because I upset someone. I guess that SORT of wraps me up... A wild, serious, honest, joker that wants to make people laugh, smile, giggle, smirk, and many other expressions and noises. THIS SPACE IS RESERVED FOR A GIANT CORNY WINK!

I am A talking moose, A moose that talks, and Quite well spoken
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going to school to pursue a medical career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking at someone and figuring out what's going through their head.

Talking about inappropriate things way too loud in public places.

Not needing to sit when I pee.

Singing (but you'll probably never know that).

Keeping myself entertained.

Keeping others entertained by keeping my self entertained.

Oh, and sex, am I required to say sex in here? It almost seems like it's asking you to say sex......
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I have a bit of a stutter. Some of people think that shows a lack of intelligence. But then, some people can choke and die. I kid of course... They can choke indefinitely.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) I don't really read books..... I have a list of like 100 I want to read but it never really seems to happen.

B)I LOVE movies, I'm not going to list the ones I like because there are too many, but Any that scare, thrill, horrify, touch, amuse, inspire, and/ or empower me are worth my time.

C) Music is music, I love it. Who doesn't? I'm mainly an alternative rock type guy, but I enjoy the harder stuff too. I like rap IF it's not just spouting about bitches and hoes and all that played out washed down copy of a copy of a copy bullshit. I like jazz, I don't really listen too much, but if it's on, I enjoy it. I just like GOOD music. Don't throw me an emo band or some pretentious snobs that think that they are good because they aren't well known. I could go on an on, but, lets move on.

D) Food is AWESOME I like it spicy, I like it new, and I like it in mass quantities
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question because I don't like lists and while I enjoy my possessions, I could do entirely without and not freak out. I need people though, without them I'm lost. I have found more and more over the years that I am stronger, faster, and smarter when people are looking up to me.

Aww, fuck it...

1) An outlet for my imagination

2) Laughter

3) Basic necessities

4) A pet

5) Human interaction

6) Human contact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The after life and whether it exists, the opposite sex, things that bug me (I can't think of any, but if you talk to me, I'll rant eventually), love, sex, other stuff�.. It's hard to say with me, my brain works in tangents and I usually have a ton of them working at the same time. Not that that get's me anywhere.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. Working on worky things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like nerdy things like Star trek (to name one), if that gives you a negative opinion of me you can put your head back in it's hole, I don't have patience for lack of understanding. Nor do I associate with shallow people if I can avoid it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Probably not you because I'm not single and I don't cheat on my lady friend. Even if you have bodacious boobies. Not even then. If you find that harsh, fuck it it's the internet. I'm just a picture on the screen anyway.