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28 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

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Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Polish

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My self-summary
Disclaimer: This profile was written using 100% recycled words.

Curriculum vitae: - Refugee, Healer, Intellectual and Mostly harmless.

I was born far away in a land of ice and snow (no not in Chicago), but I do have American passport as well, so don't worry, I do not need to marry you in order to avoid deportation.

I also survived:
"Great Swine Flu Pandemic of 2009"!
" Chicago Snowmaggedon of 2011".
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to balance work, with fun, and self improvement.
I am a male nurse, "mrse." Still a rare breed in hospitals.
I work in Intensive care unit, which does help with developing a dark sense of humor as well as nerves of steel.
Planning some kind of awesome fun exotic trip that would bring
stories to tell for years. You know in style of hiking on boarder
of Iran an Iraq. Two days Road trip to Wisconsin will do as well.

I like going to open air music festivals, street fests, block parties or concerts, film festivals and Chicago is a perfect town for all of that!. Also getting lost on the road or woods.
Always looking for people willing to go next year with me, to the biggest open air rock and roll, festival in Europe, that is 100% FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZL5wgYg3Q
I’m really good at
- Getting lost when driving in the suburbs (until I found out that me smartphone has a nice and capable gps in it.)
- History and global geography, ( can you believe what kind of stupid garbage is on History Channel dose days?!
- Loosing my CD's, and then finding them in random places when they were completely forgotten, anyway who is still buying CD's excluding me?
- Fixing stuff with a duck tape and paper clip (Thank you
MacGyver!)
The first things people usually notice about me
My Mom says I am handsome, funny, smart and special.
I asked other the people they sad:
- Dimples, accent, and that I am a teenager at heart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to move my body to Reggae, Salsa, Rockabilly and everything with accordion, fiddle or trumpets in it. Unfortunately the only dances I know are the "Robot" and "Macarena", so I'm always (a) hit on the dance floor....especially at country/western bars.

I also like drunk Karaoke, I am bad singer but that does not stop me!

My favorite Music:
I listen to music a lot so the list will be short and incomplete:
Gogol Bordello, Radiohead, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Kasier Chiefs, Louis XIV, Peter Gabriel, Grzegorz Turnau, Tori Amos, King Crimson, Franz Ferdinand, Streetlight Manifesto, Robert Plant, The White Stripes, Eels, Manu Chao, Off Montreal, Chopin, The Doors, Buena Vista Social Club, RHCP, The Waterboys, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd.

My favorite movies are:
The Blade Runner, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog Day, City of the Lost
Children, Alien(s), Seven Samurais, Life Aquatic with Steven Zissou, The Wrestler, Up in the Air, Milk, Burn After Reading, Leon the Professional, 2001: A Space Odyssey, City of God, The Moon, Pan's Labyrinth, Good Will Hunting, Waltz with Bashir, Winter's Bone, God Bye Lenin, WALL-E, Annie Hall, 40 Year Old Virgin, Melancholia and all by Monty Python's.

My favorite Books:
Catch 22, Fahrenheit 451, To Whom the Bell Tolls, 1984, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?,Absurdistan, Good Omens, Going Postal The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, Rising '44, The Battle for Warsaw and all by Terry Pratchett.

TV: I don't always watch TV but when I do I watch:
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Breaking Bad, Top Gear, Mad Men, and Game of Thrones. Oh and BBC world news.

Food: I will eat everything but dogs and insects, or anything still moving.
I like going to fancy restaurants, such as Chez McDonalds,
B.B King Grill, Taco Balls and Arbysaggio Ristorante.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee.
Good friends.
Good beer.
Live music.
Sleep.
Shazam (the app that recognizes the song in the air!)
On a typical Friday night I am
I would love to meet up people that are doing fun atypical stuff on Monday night, but since it is about Friday... .

I might be in one of the small venues in Chicago listening to some live music, not always good music but still.

Watching European soccer at 11am at a bar, drunk, singing obnoxious songs about the opposite team!

Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach and feed the birds....to the sharks. Occasionally, I'll even kick sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. Makes me smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone though.
Sometimes I am at work, saving lives, Just like Jesus.

If I am exceptionally tired after a week of hard work I am not afraid to admit that I might stay at home and read or watch a
good movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am banned in state of Louisiana.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
- You want to grab a beer and complain about whatever for infinite amount of time or until drunk and happy with everything!

- You know a good band and you want to go and see it with
me.
- You want to see Chicago Fire, soccer game.

- You have a sense of humor, and you can joke about yourself as well.