Message Him

Join OkCupid

Find better matches with our advanced matching system

An image of JamPaladin
An image of JamPaladin
—% Match —% Friend —% Enemy

JamPaladin

24 / M / straight / Single

Brisbane, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.62m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

Your Notes

Edit your notes

I am nerdy, genuine, and introverted.

My Self-Summary

Jackpot! Joined in jovial jaunts, a journeyman jaking and jousting the jocks, jury-rigging jubilant jabberings. A jack-of-all-trades, no jacuzzi nor judicial jail shall jiggle nor jolt a jilted John. Neither Jim nor Jill, nor Jeremy or Jessica, jaded with a job to juggle around the joy of juniper juice and joystick. Jonesing? This journalism jams jagged: you may call me JP.

What I’m doing with my life

To work, perchance to earn, to earn, perchance to eat. To eat, perchance to sleep. To sleep, perchance to drink. To drink, perchance to be merry. To be merry, perchance to explore the wonders and works of a mind, be it literature, a game of strategy, the mild art of painting miniatures, the questing of philosophy, and all this perchance to rise again and work another day, the endless toiling that is tasked to man.

I’m really good at

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Heinlein.

The measure of a man is only in self-mastery, for it is only by achieving this skill that the road to all others is made, if not easy, then well-lit.

The first things people usually notice about me

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books

"Anathem", by Neal Stephanson
"Dune", by Frank Herbert
"The Illuminatus! fnord trilogy" by Eris Discordia
"The Complete works of William Shakespeare" by Christopher Marlow
"The Complete Poems and Plays of T.S. Elliot" by J. Alfred Prufrock
Necronomicon, by a beast that must not be named
"Principia Discordia" by Malaclypse the younger
"The Hacker Ethic and the Spirit of the Information Age" by Pekka Himenen.

Films

Superbad
Revenge of the Nerds
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Life is Beautiful
The Matrix
Fight Club
End of Evangelion
Blade Runner

Music

Nerdcore Hip-Hop
Jazz
90s Pop
Video Game Music remixes

Food

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Curries are also good.

The six things I could never do without

A six pack, a six shooter and sixpence.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Yes. Yes I do.

On a typical Friday night I am

I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Show me your mind; I seek the intimacy. I want to make mad passionate sense to you.

I mindfucked her and left her to pick up her discarded worldview around the room. I was gone before I could hear her crying.

You should message me if

You have Courage, wisdom and/or power