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JamSplat

29 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A git.

INTP
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not urinating on the furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hunky fit-pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Nick Cave,Talking Heads, David Bowie, Cowboy Junkies, B52's, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Squeeze, Pantera, Mastodon, Squarepusher, Amon Tobin, Serge Gainsbourg, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, Slayer, Blondie, Aphex Twin, Meshuggah, The Smiths, Ceephax Acid Crew, Toots, Pixies, The Jam, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Madonna, Kate Bush, Queens of The Stone Age, Weezer, Tears for Fears, Echo and The Bunnymen, Django Reinhardt, Jaco Pastorius, Sublime, Alice In Chains.

Books
Catch 22, Brothers Karamazov, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Dune, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jitterbug Perfume, Delta of Venus, Justine, 1984, His Dark Materials, Bond books...

TV
Game of Choads, Twin Peaks, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Louis Theroux and the Giant Mystical Penis Monsters From Jupiter, The Day Today, Blackadder, Mighty Boosh, Flight of The Conchords & Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Films
Old Boy, Chinatown, Blue Velvet, Akira, Full Metal Jacket, 12 Angry Men, Mulholland Drive, The Elephant Man, Sean Connery's Bond films, Titanic, Ninja Scroll, Urotsukidoji, Aliens, Spirited Away, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Rear Window, Dr. Strangelove, Das Boot, Nosferatu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carton
2. Shoelace
3. Corridor
4. Sandal
5. Tray
6. Wheel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Your mum!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never been your mum on a Friday night.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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