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30 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
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Last Online
Yesterday – 12:37pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Polish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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A bit of a gobshite.
What I’m doing with my life
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Fuck all. Mostly sleeping and eating. I have a job which I zombie my way through each day. I have very little ambition.
I’m really good at
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Not urinating on the furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My enormous, heaving cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nick Cave,Talking Heads, David Bowie, Cowboy Junkies, B52's, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Squeeze, Pantera, Mastodon, Squarepusher, Amon Tobin, Serge Gainsbourg, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Patti Smith, Slayer, Blondie, Aphex Twin, Meshuggah, The Smiths, Ceephax Acid Crew, Toots, Pixies, The Jam, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Madonna, Kate Bush, Queens of The Stone Age, Weezer, Tears for Fears, Echo and The Bunnymen, Django Reinhardt, Jaco Pastorius, Sublime, Alice In Chains. Roy Orbison.

Catch 22, Brothers Karamazov, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Dune, A Song of Ice and Fire, Jitterbug Perfume, Delta of Venus, Justine, 1984, His Dark Materials, Bond books...

Game of Choads, Twin Peaks, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, Louis Theroux and the Giant Mystical Penis Monsters From Jupiter, The Day Today, Blackadder, Mighty Boosh, Flight of The Conchords & Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Old Boy, Chinatown, Blue Velvet, Akira, Full Metal Jacket, 12 Angry Men, Mulholland Drive, The Elephant Man, Sean Connery's Bond films, Titanic, Ninja Scroll, Urotsukidoji, Aliens, Spirited Away, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Rear Window, Dr. Strangelove, Das Boot, Nosferatu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Carton
2. Shoelace
3. Corridor
4. Sandal
5. Tray
6. Wheel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Your mum!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been your mum on a Friday night.
You should message me if
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... we are more than 90% enemies. Let's have a fight.

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