Straight out, you should know that I'm a big nerd. If you're okay with someone who views the world through the lens of Simpsons quotes (well, early Simpsons quotes) and happens to be a fantasy illustrator in his evening hours, that's great. I'm not "one of THOSE guys" but, you know, the cards are on the table.
I'm a pretty nice guy and a gentleman. Sometimes I bake (the cooking kind, not the... you know, other kind) and I do enjoy the occasional snifter of port at Christmas. Currently hoping to build up my illustration work a little more, but I'm pretty happy with where my life is at the moment and I'm ready to meet a swell lady.
I am soft and yielding like a nerf ball. I had a properly bushy mountain man/this generation's greatest mall santa beard but I botched trimming it and had to scale back to within societal norms. I will turn in my wallet chain and anarchy symbol t-shirt, for I am no longer a rebel.