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23 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 27
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a lefty who doesn't read enough books to back up my arguments, although I do read a lot of blogs about pop music. I don't really like climate change or social injustice, but i do like parties and skinny jeans.

Self aware extrovert.

Disclaimer: My friends originally made this profile as a joke about how much i love cats, but i don't even own a cat.Update: i now live with a cat but i'm still pretty meh about the whole idea.Update 2.0: The cat went missing but we found him with posters and now we're cool

Just moved to London.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm just starting a new job at an NGO in London, so i'm looking for rad people to hang out with.

I like dressing up a lot at parties/protests.

Going to too many meetings, not going to enough meetings, staying up all weekend, spending too much time on the internet and constantly craving the attention of others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crashing my bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall and goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm watching a lot of John Hughes films at the moment wishing i was in the Brat Pack whilst getting annoyed at some pretty problematic portrayals of relationships (John Bender and Ducky are both douchebags).

Max and Nev are my favourite TV duo.

Brand New, Chrvches, Tegan and Sara, Taking Back Sunday, The Wonder Years, MR MS, M.I.A, Die Antwoord, Angel Haze, Icona Pop, Nicki, Britney, Taylor, Miley, Boy Set Fire, Funeral for a Friend, Daughter, The Front Bottoms, The National, Warpaint, Wolf Alice, Manchester Orchestra, November Coming Fire.

I'm new to the city so show me divey places to eat good food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Teenage angst
Radical critiques of pop culture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How i can contribute at least something worthwhile to society.

Whether i should bleach my hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the sunrise at 6am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really can't grow a beard.
You should message me if
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You think the gender binary sucks, you hate body shaming, you vote, you don't vote, you want to smash the state, you secretly love consumerism, you secretly love communism, you like house music, you hate house music, you're all about the journey maaaaan, your ideal party lasts until Sunday night.

You wanna show me your favourite bits of London, get me wicked drunk or listen to pop music together.