Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is James, I try not to take anything too seriously, and I
often break rules simply because they are there. I have a deep
rooted suspicious, contrary, and criminal mindset. My sense of
humor is dark and twisted, and bordering on vile. I am an agent of
chaos and entropy; one of those fellows who just wants to watch the
Not really, but I bet I have your attention now. And while the
above is a bit exaggerated, it isn't far from the truth.
I always try to be open minded, and expect the same from others. I
will happily agree to disagree. I am calm in the most diffiult
situations, and pragmatic to a fault. Feel free to ask me anything-
I am not easily offended and try to be an open book. I am looking
to find a better long term career out there, though I have no idea
If you read into the whole "16 personality types thing, I am an
INTJ, according to the tests. Which is apparently rare and terrible
at emotional engagement. Go figure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spreading realism, cynicism, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of logic
to the willing and unwilling. Creating stories. Either in fiction
or creating them myself on my misadventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Let me prepare a meal for you. I love the outdoors and
have been a hunter and woodsman my whole life. I have a deep
respect and understanding of nature that is much more instinctual
and primal than scientific. And a fair amount of things that I
can't even mention, due to their implications and
inappropriateness. Besides, you wouldn't believe me anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or maybe my smile? That I am shy and socially awkward?
Insanity? Instability? A complete lack of concern for 'my fellow
man?' Does anyone actually know the answer to this one for
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite flick of all time is likely The Princess Bride. As far
as literature, I love a good story, period. This extends into
movies or the incredibly infrequently watched television. If I had
to pick a favorite book of all time, I'd likely die of old age
before I could come to a decision. I can't stand sitcoms, reality
shows, talent competition shows, and the horrendous romantic
comedy. Most horror movies bore me as well.
On the other hand, I can sit through most anything if the company
is right. That always seems to matter more than what's on the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
never is a big word..... But how about adventure, risk,
competition, enemies, sex, and motorcycles?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better person, in all aspects of my life, and how I can
make the lives of those I care about better. Good stories, new and
old, and the next adventure. Why the world can't be rational,
logical and pragmatic, like nature. Why I scarcely feel any
emotions, and if I really am a high functioning sociopath.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, doing next to nothing. I am not into the bar or party scene
for the most part. If people I really like and respect are
involved, I will go along for the ride. And I despise anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me anything. I do recreational medieval fighting and
reenactment. How 'bout them apples? I also work the Renaissance
Faire every year, and am a total nerd. And I am not much of a
sports fan. I have broken a LOT of rules and laws. I have survived
the impossible more times than can be counted, and seek out more
situations of that nature.
You should message me if
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You want to! Seriously. I will talk with almost anyone; unless you
are completely closed minded, discriminatory, or hateful. I am
often very shy and can take a bit to get to know. I generally feel
safer using texts, messages, and emails as they allow me to edit my
responses and ponder what to say. When it happens in real life I
often end up with my foot in my mouth. Seriously though, message
me. If I don't respond it just means I am out gallivanting around
the galaxy instead of playing on the Internet, and I will get back
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