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34 Olympia, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is James, I try not to take anything too seriously, and I often break rules simply because they are there. I have a deep rooted suspicious, contrary, and criminal mindset. My sense of humor is dark and twisted, and bordering on vile. I am an agent of chaos and entropy; one of those fellows who just wants to watch the world burn.
Not really, but I bet I have your attention now. And while the above is a bit exaggerated, it isn't far from the truth.
I always try to be open minded, and expect the same from others. I will happily agree to disagree. I am calm in the most diffiult situations, and pragmatic to a fault. Feel free to ask me anything- I am not easily offended and try to be an open book. I am looking to find a better long term career out there, though I have no idea what.
If you read into the whole "16 personality types thing, I am an INTJ, according to the tests. Which is apparently rare and terrible at emotional engagement. Go figure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spreading realism, cynicism, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of logic to the willing and unwilling. Creating stories. Either in fiction or creating them myself on my misadventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. Let me prepare a meal for you. I love the outdoors and have been a hunter and woodsman my whole life. I have a deep respect and understanding of nature that is much more instinctual and primal than scientific. And a fair amount of things that I can't even mention, due to their implications and inappropriateness. Besides, you wouldn't believe me anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes or maybe my smile? That I am shy and socially awkward? Insanity? Instability? A complete lack of concern for 'my fellow man?' Does anyone actually know the answer to this one for themselves?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite flick of all time is likely The Princess Bride. As far as literature, I love a good story, period. This extends into movies or the incredibly infrequently watched television. If I had to pick a favorite book of all time, I'd likely die of old age before I could come to a decision. I can't stand sitcoms, reality shows, talent competition shows, and the horrendous romantic comedy. Most horror movies bore me as well.
On the other hand, I can sit through most anything if the company is right. That always seems to matter more than what's on the screen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
never is a big word..... But how about adventure, risk, competition, enemies, sex, and motorcycles?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a better person, in all aspects of my life, and how I can make the lives of those I care about better. Good stories, new and old, and the next adventure. Why the world can't be rational, logical and pragmatic, like nature. Why I scarcely feel any emotions, and if I really am a high functioning sociopath.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, doing next to nothing. I am not into the bar or party scene for the most part. If people I really like and respect are involved, I will go along for the ride. And I despise anything 'typical.'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask me anything. I do recreational medieval fighting and reenactment. How 'bout them apples? I also work the Renaissance Faire every year, and am a total nerd. And I am not much of a sports fan. I have broken a LOT of rules and laws. I have survived the impossible more times than can be counted, and seek out more situations of that nature.
You should message me if
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You want to! Seriously. I will talk with almost anyone; unless you are completely closed minded, discriminatory, or hateful. I am often very shy and can take a bit to get to know. I generally feel safer using texts, messages, and emails as they allow me to edit my responses and ponder what to say. When it happens in real life I often end up with my foot in my mouth. Seriously though, message me. If I don't respond it just means I am out gallivanting around the galaxy instead of playing on the Internet, and I will get back to you.