I just moved back to Sacramento after living in Portland.

I have been a counselor for severely emotionally disturbed teenage boys for the last five years. I like to think I'm funny and good looking, but everyone thinks of themselves that way, or at least they should. I also seem to fit into any kind of social situation with ease. Getting to know new people and make them feel comfortable around me is one of my strengths. I want to meet people who are artistic or creative and who have some self confidence. Silliness is a must. You can see some of my work on myspace. You will have to copy and paste, just try not to eat the paste.

http://www.myspace.com/jamesmitts3

Oh and I may not be the champagne of beers, but I am the boxed wine of men!

mymerrymalady is a nice feller too, if I'm not pretty enough for you.

My journal posts are funny, for the most part, so look at them.

Trying to finish school and create as much as possible while working just enough to make ends meet. I'm also hustling as much as possible to sell my art and get it shown.

Wouldn't you like to know! Besides answering this question seriously makes me feel like a show off or braggart.

All animals seem to love me and do what I want. Kind of like the Beastmaster!

My freakishly tall stature... Or the fact that I'm not wearing pants. Oh and I have tattoos.

MUSIC:Godspeed You Black Emperor, My Merry Malady, Hum, Gza, A Silver Mt. Zion, Mos Def, Weezer, Blonde Redhead, Cardigans, Deftones, Elliott Smith, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Low, Lowercase, Luca Turilli, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Muse, Portishead, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, The Streets, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Eagles of Death Metal, Ladytron, Lady Sovereign, Outkast, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Von Bondies, Thom Yorke, Kings of Leon, Old & In The Way, The Valley Of The Giants, VHS vs. Beta, The Lovemakers, Tegan And Sara, Captain Beefheart, Tom Waits, Cat Power, Chef Raekwon, Bikini Kill, Elastica, The Doors, Surefire, Pavement, Archers of Loaf, Pixies, Sonic Youth, Blur, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, Mazzy Star, The Cars, Nine Inch Nails, FYP, Fleet Foxes, Grand National, Peter, Bjorn & John, Metric, The Decemberists, The Arcade Fire, The Flaming Lips, Justice, Nada Surf, Sleater-Kinney, Iron & Wine, The Warlocks, Heatmiser, Band of Horses, The Sounds, Silversun Pickups, The Perishers, The Shins, Sun Kil Moon, The Lovemakers, The Strokes, Mazzy Star, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Silent Game, Ting Tings, Aimee Mann,

http://www.thesilentgame.com
http://www.samuelarcher.com/

MOVIES: Old Samurai Movies, Super Bad Horror Movies, Comedies, Anime, Everything Else.

AUTHORS:Gene Wolfe, Neil Gaiman, Frank Herbert, Herman Hesse, Kant, Plato, Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Henry Miller, Kerouac, Kesey, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palanuick, James Frey, David Sedaris, Rumi, Anais Nin, Fichte, Hegel, Your Mom,

PAINTERS:Egon Schiele, Picasso, Brice Marden, Rothko, Jackson Pollack, Diebenkorn, Ghada Amer, Gustav Klimt

FOOD: I Cook Italian, Mexican, Spanish, French, "American", Thai, Japanese, Chinese, & Greek. I Eat Everything. Especially babies.

Painting or Making Art. Sex. Music. Good Food. Good Conversation. My Cat Feral and My Family & Friends too!

Everything. I can't shut my brain off. Feral cat spends a lot of time thinking about ear wax and how delicious it is. He seriously has an unhealthy obsession. At least I don't have to invest in q-tips!

Working. But Saturday through Thursday nights I could be anywhere doing anything. So you should probably keep your children and pets inside on those nights.

I don't usually talk about my privates. I just show them to people. Bus drivers can be so closed minded.

Oh yes and I have been married. Just once. I'm not anymore. Totally her fault!

If I was fat I would wear a moo moo at all times except for maybe a grease stained robe. I would have a recliner chair attached to a riding lawnmower as my means of transportation. It would have an ice chest built into the armrest. I would have a giant beard that I would use as a food storage device. Can't finish that piece of fried chicken now? Stick it in the beard and save it for later. If you were to cut this beard and boil it you would have the ultimate soup stock ever imagined.

You like to make up strange stories randomly and have a tendency to give things funny names. If you like to make anything really. Are not afraid to actually try to know someone fully or have someone try to know you in that way. You are well read and can hold your own in a conversation. Also you are emotionally mature enough to care for someone as much as they care for you.