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JamesTheTank83

30 M Orange, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why I'm here:
I came to okCupid after my wife left me and I moved to Aurora CO. I found someone, and have not been on since, so here it is... Ladies, I'm back.

Work-wise:
Most of my background is in the security management, done the bouncer thing, and was in the Army. Most recently I worked in a call center doing customer service and it is probably the job that has had the most impact on my outlook towards humanity in general, and how I communicate with people. I LOVE customer service, and I'm good at it. I've also done a hodgepodge of other work of course.

Spirituality:
I generally prefer for people to think I'm an Atheist, but I'm not. Basically if you think the earth is bigger than the sun, or that the universe is ~6,000 years old, we probably can't be friends. Other than that my spiritual life is intensely personal and you don't need to know about it unless you want to. It's also a big enough part of my life to bring up in my summary, so yeah.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got it in my head to be a nomadic bartender. I'm a alcohol enthusiast and really enjoy working in bars, drunk people are fun. Plan is to save $100K, buy a boat, ferry people around the Caribbean, and otherwise live off the sea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mechanically and technically minded, pretty okay at chess, fairly crafty (I make chainmail armor and jewelry). I'm also a pretty phenominal mead maker, if you have a sweet tooth and like to drink... let's just say I have an unfair advantage with you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a pretty big guy, people are often afraid of me, but I'm a teddy bear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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LotRs, StarTrek, Daily Show, Pop, Chinese.

Expanded...

Books: I'm not a big reader, I could probably list every book I've read and it would be shorter than the favorites list of some of you ladies. But I genuinely enjoyed LotRs, Gilgamesh, and American Gods.

My favorite movie is Paint Your Wagon. Followed by: LotRs, V for Vendetta, Contact, Patton, I could go on but that is plenty revealing.

TV: If I'm watching TV it's the Daily Show, Simpsons (or similar), or some totally geeky learning program, probably about space, evolution, or social interactions. I also recently got into Big Bang Theory.

Music: When people ask me what kind of music I like I prefer to respond "I like music that makes the hair on my neck go up, but I do listen to music just for fun too". The radio mostly stays on Pop stations, but I do listen to country on the radio from time to time. At home I listen to a lot of folk music but consider myself eclectic, yes I listen to Metal as everyone who looks at me assumes, but not nearly as much as people assume.

Food: Yes please. I’ll try anything once, but if I don’t like it it’s hard for me to be convinced to try it again (Have you ever had Uni? Revolting). I often crave Chinese, but Panda Express sucks, their servings are tiny and taste is unsatisfactory. It's all about Hong Kong Express (Beach/Garden Grove Blvd). The best Mexican is in Santa Ana, the more questionable the better. I dig Italian, I just hate paying for it. Italian is so easy to make why not just make it at home? Steak is awesome, but so are burgers, and Rubio’s has awesome fish tacos. Don’t be surprised if I order chicken fried steak and eggs for dinner. Gods I talked way too much about food…
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My grandfather's Algerian Briar Mastercraft pipe.

Internet, at least on my phone.

Showers, I really enjoy showers.

That's literally all I can think of right now, bit of a minimalist (living out of a suitcase can do that to you). I could add the obligatory "good friends/oxygen." You chicks think you're so clever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, Spirituality, Astronomy (stellar evolution specifically), Theoretical Physics, Ethics & Morality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
perfectly content to stay home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Age is not really an issue for me. I like women my age, older, and younger.

Probably also a good place to mention I have pierced nipples.
You should message me if
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