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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:23pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Ethical Hedonist. Non-pious. Career focused. Amused by petty vandalism in bathroom stalls. Beaches, lakes & pools = happiness. Love building furniture. Addicted to live music, Mohawk and Stubbs are my favorite places to see shows. I love music fests. I have my stuff together. I'm thoughtful and observant before I open my mouth. Consider myself a man and emotionally mature. I don't do drama. Looking for a woman not a girl. I stay fit and run town lake in the mornings. I also enjoy picking up heavy things and then setting them down, but don't do gyms. Usually eat healthy. Happy hour and brunch on Sundays is always a good idea. Backpacked nearly every country in Central America and some of Europe as well. When I have the time I love swimming and camping. Slight smart-ass, very dark humor and usually dry. Enjoy cooking for others. Love, love floating the river. LOVE Alamo Draft House! Micheladas make me happy... Far from perfect, but always trying to improve myself. ATX > CHI > LA > ATX.
What I’m doing with my life
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Commercial set designer [ I design sets for commercials and some Films & TV] Its a nice balance of art, construction and photoshop. Small furniture biz on the side.
I’m really good at
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Making you laugh. Making you blush. Making you dinner. Building furniture. Illustrating people. Saying inappropriate things. Dry humor. Sarcasm. Brunch. Using the f-word. Fixing what needs to be fixed. Simplifying what is too complicated. Cooking way, way too much food. Shooting whiskey. Shooting the shit. Shooting pool. Shooting myself in the foot on occasion [figuratively, for those of you who are far too literal].
The first things people usually notice about me
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I Laugh at inappropriate things. My smile. Firm handshakes. Tattoos. A great deal of confidence, but not inherent. Zero cockiness, I'm sure plenty of you ladies are here because you're over that shit... And, I'm repeatedly told I don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Sedaris, Hitchens, Hemmingway, Garland, Bukowski, Sarte, Ellis, Klosterman, Palahniuk.... [Favorite - The Sun Also Rises]
TV: Not too much of a TV guy but of course GOT, Flight of the Concords, The Wire, Walking Dead, Adult Swim, Real Time, Mr. Show, VICE, Louie CK, Patton Oswalt and Doug Stanhope...
Radio: Love me some Radiolab, This American Life, The Moth.
Music: Impossible to list them but here are a few - Phantogram, Future Islands, Grizzly Bear, Neon Indian, Trust, Little Dragon, Gary Clark Jr., Portishead, Gang Starr, Junip, Massive Attack, Destroyer, Fleetwood Mac, Warpaint, Toro Y Moi, Beach House, Bibio, St. Vincent, Boards of Canada, Electric Guest, BoomBox, ... [could go on forever with music]
Film: The Coen bros, Juenet, P. T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Nolan, Lynch, Jarmusch, S. Coppola, Abrams, Apatow, Solodnz, Del Toro...
Food: Constantly craving ceviche and limey mexican beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boots.
Junebug, my pup.
Barton Springs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Live music, dive bars, art shows... Grilling and some netflix when I want to keep it quiet.
You should message me if
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You don't think Mitch Hedberg is funny.
You like any selected works from Toby Keith.
You don't take care of your body.
You think it's alright to eat at Applebees.
You don't love the lyrics to Golden.
You think it's OK for guys to have pencil-thin beards.
You think Michael Bay movies are acceptable.
You don't proofread your profile.