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James_Vincent

34 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ethical Hedonist. Non-pious. Music junkie. Amused by petty vandalism in bathroom stalls. Beaches, lakes & pools = happiness. Love building furniture. Covered in paint and sawdust pretty often. Love my career. Addicted to live music, Mohawk and Stubbs are my favorite places to see shows. I love music fests! I make art frequently / in my down time. If you think a good time is combining Half Price Books, Barton Springs and a dive bar - in any order, we can probably hang out... I absolutely keep myself fit and run town lake in the mornings. I also enjoy picking up heavy things and then setting them down. Usually eat healthy. Happy hour and day-drinking at brunch on Sundays is always a good idea. Backpacked nearly every country in Central America and some of Europe as well. Traveling is a main motivator for work. Solo travel is amazing, but it would be better to find an incredible girl to travel with me in the future. When I have the time I love swimming and camping. Slight smart-ass, very dark humor and usually dry. Cheap beer and good whiskey, or maybe it was the other way around. Love art openings, but hate all those other people at openings. Totally enjoy cooking for others. Love, love floating the river. LOVE Alamo Draft House! Mariscos and micheladas make me a happy man...
What I’m doing with my life
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Commercial production artist [ I design sets for commercials and some Films & TV]
I’m really good at
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Making you laugh. Making you blush. Making you dinner. Building furniture. Illustrating people. Saying inappropriate things. Dry humor. Sarcasm. Brunch. Using the f-word. Fixing what needs to be fixed. Simplifying what is too complicated. Cooking way, way too much food. Shooting whiskey. Shooting the shit. Shooting pool. Shooting myself in the foot on occasion [figuratively].
The first things people usually notice about me
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I Laugh at inappropriate things. My smile. Firm handshakes. Tattoos. A great deal of confidence, but not inherent. Zero cockiness, I'm sure plenty of you ladies are here because you're over that shit... And, I'm repeatedly told I don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Sedaris, Hitchens, Hemmingway, Garland, Bukowski, Sarte, Ellis, Klosterman, Palahniuk.... [Favorite - The Sun Also Rises]
TV: Not too much of a TV guy but of course GOT, Flight of the Concords, The Wire, Walking Dead, Adult Swim, Real Time, Mr. Show, VICE, Louie CK, Patton Oswalt and Doug Stanhope...
Radio: Love me some Radiolab, This American Life, The Moth.
Music: Impossible to list them but here are a few - Phantogram, Future Islands, Grizzly Bear, Neon Indian, Trust, Little Dragon, Gary Clark Jr., Portishead, Gang Starr, Junip, Massive Attack, Destroyer, Fleetwood Mac, Warpaint, Toro Y Moi, Beach House, Bibio, St. Vincent, Boards of Canada, Electric Guest, BoomBox, ... [could go on forever with music]
Film: The Coen bros, Juenet, P. T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Nolan, Lynch, Jarmusch, S. Coppola, Abrams, Apatow, Solodnz, Del Toro...
Food: Constantly craving ceviche and limey mexican beer.
The six things I could never do without
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My boots.
My dog.
My Macbook.
The various shelves of whiskey.
Spotify.
Barton Springs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Live music, dive bars, art shows... Grilling and some netflix when I want to keep it quiet.
You should message me if
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You don't think Mitch Hedberg is funny.
You like any selected works from Toby Kieth.
You don't take care of your body.
You think it's alright to eat at Applebees.
You don't love the lyrics to Golden.
You think it's OK for guys to have pencil-thin beards.
You think Michael Bay movies are acceptable.
You don't proofread your profile.