If you're an attractive 35 year old woman, but tell a man that you're 28, you're, most likely, the roughest looking 28 year old woman he's ever met.
The most beneficial thing an adult can ever do for a child is to make him aware of the things he's terrible at.
A roll of toilet paper trumps a college degree if you're an unemployed dumbass with a BBA and an itchy butthole.
As far as music goes, Top 40 is not a synonym for "everything."
Functioning alcoholics are head and shoulders above most, if not all, people in AA.
When you get right down to it, professional sports and Storage Wars are pretty much the exact same thing.
A man attracted to another man is a much easier concept to grasp than a woman attracted to a man. But less easier than a man attracted to a woman. Dudes are gross.