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22 F Bronx, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My blog-
I am in an emotionally and sentimentally monogamous relationship that is only open in a sexual sense, so don't message me expecting us to formulate some kind of romantic relationship. I'm already taken.

Hello. My name is Jamie. I always hate these self-summaries because I never know what to say. I would consider myself an intelligent, determined individual who likes to keep busy. I love my independence, I'm strong willed, and I have a rather morbid sense of humor that many find to be unique in either a really positive or negative way. I love astronomy, heavy metal music, and nutritional studies. Sex is also a huge interest of mine. Whether or not I'm good at it is up to you to decide, I suppose. I read quite a lot and I'm an encyclopedia of random facts. I'm an INTJ if personality type matters to you. Anyways, I don't know what else to say.

Oh, I loathe sports and I'm not into beefy, airhead jocks, so if your profile goes on and on about how working out and sports are so important to you, then don't fucking message me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a college student majoring in physics with an astronomy minor who is currently unemployed. I plan on getting a PhD in astrophysics or physics in the future and becoming a physics professor at a college somewhere while doing research work on the side. Maybe I'll find something cool out about the universe. Who knows.
I’m really good at
I am good at making people laugh with my bizarre sense of humor, public speaking (surprisingly), mathematics, knowing good music, being myself, dancing (I taught myself how to belly dance), and I'm good at listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually say I look like Dexter's sister, Deb Morgan (the actress Jennifer Carpenter). Moreover, I guess because of my tall and skinny body and "interesting" bone structure, people think I look like a runway model. People usually notice looks first, so I guess that's what people notice first about me. Additionally, my anorexia causes me to look like a concentration camp victim.

When I finally decide to open my mouth, I've been told that the first thing people cognitively notice about me is that I guess my intelligence is evident. Additionally, people tend to find me to be articulate. I listen more than I speak and so people tend to think I'm ignoring them when I'm actually just busy soaking in what people are saying and trying to formulate a well thought out response in my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I enjoy reading non fictional books about physics and astronomy as well as psychology, biology, and sometimes evolution. (Stephen Hawking's The Grand Design was awesome!!) I enjoy fictional books if they catch my attention within the first three pages which is rare. I enjoyed Marilyn Manson's autobiography and some philosophy books interest me also.

Movies- I'm not much into movies considering I find it hard to sit down for that long and to pay attention. Documentaries are fine though considering the facts interest me. I love horror movies though. The Silence Of The Lambs is my favorite movie because I have a female crush on Jodie Foster. I refer to her as my wife in normal everyday conversation. She still has nightmares about the lotion, which is why I have to banish it from my bedroom and stick to aloe vera instead. This confuses me greatly though considering she's not a size 14.

Shows- The Big Bang Theory, WWE Raw, Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking, The Universe, Family Guy (sometimes), South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and that's about it. I'm not one to sit in front of a TV all day.

Music- I love heavy metal, rock, grunge, classical, some pop from the 90's, nu-metal, alternative music from the 90's and early 00's, and some rap-rock. My favorite bands are Marilyn Manson, Motionless in White, Bring Me The Horizon, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Deftones, and Silverchair.

Food- Food is more of a struggle for me and less of an enjoyment. I am a raw vegan, however, and make excellent banana, spinach, and berry smoothies!
The six things I could never do without
1. My love of science.
2. My scale.
3. Music.
4. Food.
5. Shelter.
6. Water.
7. My rebellious nature, which is why I added a seventh thing on this nifty little list. In the words of the great Rage Against The Machine, "FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe, sex, music, my weight, nutrition, my future, facts, numbers, contemplating what to do with my free time, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Everyday is exactly the same.."- Nine Inch Nails. Just kidding. I don't know. It depends on the kind of Friday I'm having and what I want to do.

Secretly, every Friday night at 11:29, I work on my plan to dominate the world. This usually lasts for exactly twenty-three minutes and thirty-five seconds until I find something better to do. What the fuck is there to do in the middle of nowhere, New York? Hmmm… That is still a mystery to me. Maybe the plethora of arachnids in the woods in my back yard will give me an answer because, according to some random video I watched on youtube, arachnids are highly intelligent animals. They tend to like me, so I guess they must be pretty damn intelligent. As you can tell, I am a freak.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suffer with anorexia nervosa. The type of anorexia I have is chronic. Additionally, I suffer with Fibromyalgia Syndrome. Moreover, I am a high strung perfectionist, and I have a tacky tattoo on my left lower hipbone that says "Dr. Jamie". Conclusively, I am on the popular antidepressant, Prozac, which makes me feel like a sleepy walking zombie for approximately 16 to 19 hours out of the day. If you text or call me and I don't answer, chances are that Prozac won and I fell asleep watching some documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer again for the ten thousandth time. I never did finish that documentary… Damn you, Prozac!!

I secretly get turned on by manorexics and Christian Bale looked extremely hot in The Machinist. I think the more skeletal a person is, the better.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you're not an idiot.
I'm looking for a guy who is very thin. I'm not into average, muscular, or fat guys. I'm sorry if this sounds shallow, but I'm looking for the guy of my "dreams" and that guy is extremely thin, dark haired, and pale skinned with tattoos and piercings.
I want to have a man that I can go to concerts with and rock out with.
I want a man that I can debate with and have angry sex with afterwards.
I want a man that I can talk about scientific theories with.
I want a man who is more masculine than me, which is pretty fucking impossible. Bring it on. ;-)
I'm into BDSM, so if you are as well, message me.
If you want to talk nerdy to me. ;-)
If you actually want a long lasting relationship based on intelligence, trust, communication, and commitment.
… or if you are Marilyn Manson, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Daniel Johns, Layne Staley, Chris Cerulli, or Stephen Hawking.