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Jamin719

29 M Waltham, MA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a huge Seinfeld fan (even though I'm actually normal sized ;-)), so I'll explain my situation with its help. In one episode, Kramer dated a woman in a wheelchair and described her by saying, "She's everything I could possibly want in another human being, ya know, except for the walking." I think this describes me perfectly (except that I'm a man).

I hope I don't sound obnoxious, but I'm everything you want (cue the 90's song). I had an accident when I was 14, but am "normal" otherwise. I have a spinal cord injury, but I have learned how to adapt and cope with pretty much everythingand people tell me (quite often) that I'm an inspiration.

I'm happy to answer ANY questions. You will not offend me. I joke about everything (unless I need to be serious), my injury included. If we meet (I'll pay), you will like me. I've been told I'm quite charming.

So, if you're looking for a hilarious, brilliant, sweet, kind, caring, sarcastic, passionate, witty, clever, handsome guy who likes going out or staying in, is a great listener, says what he means and means what he says, is always in a great mood, sees the glass as half full, and will always treat you well, send me a wink or an email. I'd love to hear from you.

"Maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels... It's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee."

I realize that my injury will prevent most women from seeing how amazing I am (we live in a superficial world), but I'm looking for one woman who will an will be greatly rewarded for doing so ;).

UPDATE: I've recently been told that it is intimidating to date someone in a wheelchair. If you feel that way, tell me and I can put your mind at ease. I'm approachable, knowledgable, and open. I've been told that I have a calming effect on people.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach high school math. I love the kids and I love math. It's like a match made in career heaven.

I also plan on beginning work my PhD "soon" even though I got my masters recently.
I’m really good at
-listening
-having conversations
-being honest
-solving problems
-remaining objective
-witty comebacks
-hugging
-cuddling
-kissing (REALLY good)
-being an amazing boyfriend
-inducing multiple orgasms
-thinking outside the box
-spelling
-math (obviously)
-learning and understanding languages
-figuring out puzzles
-giving advice
-smiling
-learning new things
-accepting constructive criticism
-speaking in a British accent (as told by a real life British person)
-tying a knot in a cherry stem and opening a Starburst in my mouth
-understanding my faults
-remembering I'm not perfect
-appreciating how incredibly lucky I am
-improving myself
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my big feet. Hahahahaha. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

But seriously, my smile, my beard, or my sunny disposition.

Maybe how the room got brighter when I entered :-P.

Also, possibly the song I am singing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- A Prayer for Owen Meany, State of Fear, Moneyball, Last
Night of the Yankee Dynasty, Green Eggs and Ham (I haven't read it in a LONG TIME, but I love rhyming). I just finished The Blind Side and thought it was great. I just started Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons and might read Bossypants next. I'll keep you posted. I'm sure you're on the edge of your seat ;).

Movies- Spaceballs, Rounders, Ace Ventura, Bourne Trilogy, History of the World Part 1, The Matrix, He's Just Not That Into You, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, 10 Things I Hate About You, Austin Powers, Airplane!, Remember the Titans, Juno, anything Disney/Pixar...

Shows - For reruns, I like Seinfeld, Friends, Arrested Development, Will & Grace, Frasier, Scrubs, Monk, and That 70's Show. For currently airing shows, I love Big Bang Theory, The Newsroom. and Game of Thrones. I like Psych, Castle, Modern Family, 2 Broke Girls, Franklin and Bash, White Collar, Suits, Covert Affairs, Mentalist, Person of Interest, Chelsea Lately, and The Soup.

Music- I like most music except hard rap and hard (loud) rock. My current favorites are Adele, Colbie Callait, Maroon 5, The Script, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, lots of groups from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s, Sara Bareilles, and Rockapella. I love new music. Do you have any suggestions?

Food- I never say no to trying a new recipe or restaurant and get, literally, giddy when I am going to try a new place. My favorite types of food are Italian, Chinese, Thai, Japanese, and Jewish. I also like Greek, Indian, and Brazilian food.
The six things I could never do without
1) my family
2) my friends
3) love
4) tea
5) cell phone/iPad
6) Internet

I'm a little ashamed about the last two, but how did we live before all this technology?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...everything. My brain bounces from one topic to another very quickly. Common topics amongst the bouncing are: movie/tv lines, song lyrics, math, jokes, witty retorts, inappropriate comments, observations, and (of course) women.

Also haveyoueverthoughtspe more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?
On a typical Friday night I am
My Friday night plans vary greatly an may include one or more of the following: going to the movies, having dinner with friends or family, resting after a long and tiring work week, trying something new, or (my favorite), going out with you ;).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know what you're wondering and yes, I can. Also, I'm amazing at it!

I was referring to driving, but I like where your head is ;). Don't worry, that too :-P.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
-you are honest, emotionally generous, and mature.

-you are amazing, you're looking for someone equally amazing, and you want to get off this website and ride off into the sunset.

-you understand life's mysteries and would like to explain them to me or discuss them with me.

-you want to join me at the movies or an art festival

-you're sick of all the horrible guys who treat you badly and want to be treated like a queen

-you want to go people watching (and make sarcastic comments about our "subjects" ;))

-you have eyes as blue-green as the ocean, hair as dark as the night sky, lips like kissable pillows, a wit as sharp as razors, a brain like a Swiss Army knife, and a heart as big and open as the Serengeti.
-you enjoyed my list of similes as much as...something you really like ;).