If you don't understand the word Lovely, then you haven't had hot ultraslow indulgent love in way too long if ever.

After all the thousands of profiles you've click-o-holic seen on OKC, the one you haven't seen but heard about from your girlfriends is here.

So you have your trusty laptop at home and work, and you want to check your OkCupid mail, or browse some matches, maybe check your quiver, but you don't want to muck about with the less-than-prize bulls... what to do? Well, email the OkCupid profile you've yet had the chance to talk to. Natch.

Heads up we're going to need to get a better story about how we met.

First things first -- yes, I'm seeing someone; yes, she's great; and no, I'm not looking to stray. I've made a couple of good friends on here, so I leave this up, in case another good friend comes along. Also, just so you know, I am rarely on top of my messages here. Life is busy, and I hardly have time to email the people I already know. I'm not ignoring you. Unless you sent a wink or a message with no substance, in which case I'm probably ignoring you.

Ultra-quick summary: coolboy who still wears shorts surfing and keeps it together, unabashed nerd who sings like ev-ery-day.

Anyways, here are some good random thoughts in contrast to being in person where after the introductory splash, we might say very few and meaningful words to each other and have great communication. There's hella fun here. Read what you want yet you may have to admit that we're all learning and humor is humor.

I'm a travel-holic mostly relationship man who sees so many women who just are down on themselves despite their perfect front. Believe it or not I don't find one night stands allow for the hottest electricity.
Most poons have peeners on the snogg and vice versa.

If you're one of those women who judges a man by the sense of humor in his profile, then no wonder you're not meeting anyone cool. These are partially entertaining profiles, not people. Give yourself a chance and meet someone real without a lot of ants in the pants tension and enjoy the experience.

In Europe, we men, lift and carry women over rain puddles. We too often forget that relationships are simple when they're beautiful. Never mind what some ads selling products tell you, Success is not defined by the latest fashion piercing, it's the quality of your human relationships dumbo. Come, and just for a while, just forget all these heavy day to day issues that are tugging at us day and night, and let's run off to a perfect Blue Hawaii together... with a hotel room right on the beach with the waves right at the glass patio bedroom.

My friend she says most of the females on OKC will squander their life away taking tests and never meeting anyone real to change her life with.
(let's just say it's a form of playing with oneself!)

They've just completed an exciting new study that came out that says that the OK Cupid experience of a seemingly endless choice "merry-go-round" combined with instant keystroke evaporation of people's communications, actually trains you like a robot kangaroo to be desensitized to real people and real feelings. In the process of dealing with the screen and mouse and keyboard shuffle, the process thereby changes your brain via neuroplasticity, and quite quickly makes a person deficient with real human relationships because the empty calorie connections made here are ultra-disposable. That leads to 1) mechanical social habits, 2) low self-esteem, 3) social depression and worse 4) repeated bad relationships! How's that for "free" Cosmoesque quizzes and tests? Does that set the tone for G-A-M-E-S between male and female? G-U-I-L-T-Y! (Que Stewie from Family Guy)

Ever wonder why you don't feel very sexy while keyboard surfing and picking away on OK Cupid? Why you feel so snarky and drrry down there? ; ) The answer is very interesting. It's the stress adrenal hormones being activated by technology style over-stimulation.

Ever catch yourself eating kitkats or sour patch in front of the OKC screen? OKC is the cool place for getting internet addiction syndrome! Snark is a major symptom. Contrast that with women in history who's hips were on fire from social connection. Snark doesn't go with fire hips.
So now, on the other side, when you're social in person, it activates your gonadal hormones (ovaries) and you feel "sexy" in your hips, so things happen. Big difference.

Reading classic literature. Sports. Laughing. Studying nutrition.

Being grateful for this free service in spite of it's downsides, they really deserve a hand for this amazing site.

Having pointless arguments for fun, just to see where logic and illogic can take you. Daydreaming.

Here's what Kimberly says, "If he seems slightly arrogant, just deal with it. He's not really. And if he is, it's well-earned. 8-) Besides, he's SO worth it."

I'm liking the whole Disney "Explore" and "Treasures" menus at the top line of the site because it makes dating a vacation.

Fresh tall cool juice of Vitamin T.

I have to let my chest be unshaven to resist the gender stereotypes that girls demand ;p

French classic Les liaisons dangereuses, The Notebook, Bebop, and ice cream and moist cake.

Time for pure enjoyment, wine country, fresh tasty chocolate yumyums, snow chalets, soft pillows, natural springs

Women who don't have a clue what they really want.
Intimacy is blocked by ideas.

at a party. Fcuk yeah!

This site is fun.

you're ready for orbital space vacation and the zero G. that's why we all really joined. : ) - unless you joined because you get a wee lift from feeling superior to your "profile stalkers". Lol Nice humorous appeal to our snarker selves. It's like Burger King where you get a paper crown and some plastic artificially colored junk and you're golden.

I guess curiosity brought me here. I'm not sure if I'll respond, but you can try and message me and see what happens.