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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
TL;DR: Beard, Geek, Video Games, Board Games, Romance, Media References, Glasses, Nerd.

I am a big dork and a smart ass. I love my friends and my family.

I am a thoughtful and pragmatic guy, who is also quite knowledgeable and well read (read semi eidetic memory for useless trivia).

A dry sense of humour, with hints of sarcasm, pedantry, references, a gentlemen's wit, and sometimes some very dark undertones, depending on mood. The exact recipe is a trade secret, but it produces a heady brew that is pleasing on the senses.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Riding a velociraptor in a homemade Bobba Fett outfit.

Kicking ass and chewing gum, but I am all out of gum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gaming, seriously I was once at a friends playing the Witcher (made into a drinking game) and within about 20 seconds I had all the controls down. Never played it before!

Making Tea! My tea is crazy good and its also something I cannot live without. I mostly drink Earl/Lady Grey or Green Tea, but there is normal tea or meantime as it known in this household.

Listening and giving you just the right thing you wanted to hear.

Pub quizes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say the glasses and my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently watching? Re watching Warehouse 13.

Currently reading? At the mountains of madness, HP Lovecraft

Currently eating? Chocolate Shreddies

Currently drinking? Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

Currently Listening? A Tested podcast

Currently Playing? Vicariously playing MGS5: the Phantom Pain
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslows triangle of need withstanding and the things like oxygen, etc taken as a given then:

1) Sleep in a decent bed
2) Tea
3) Something to strive for
4) Something to believe in
5) Internet interface of some kind
6) Snuggles
6 and a half) Laughter (not cheating honest, ok I am totally cheating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff and things with doodles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday night out for me. I am either having a good time with friends and playing pool (mostly online these days; the pool not the socialising), sat in having a quiet night in curled up with a book or my laptop.

Or I could be next to the sea killing dinosaurs with a shotgun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not one for clubs, if one wanted to shout to be heard, and mix drugs with water then I would go volunteer at an old peoples home.

I have no Tattoos or Piercings.

I do not own a passport. So as much as you overseas people are awesome, I can't get to you, and long distance is not my thing!

Why I have to add and remove a . to update my profile to give it the best coverage here.
You should message me if
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You are geeky, looking for someone to play xbox 360 with, another player at the games table or maybe even something more.

Also if you're someone who likes handsome, sweet, beardy men.

So if you want to see if there is a spark between us, then drop me a line!

PS. I do not have the paid version of this and OKC have fixed the mobile device bug, so it means I cannot see who the likes are without either a visit on my profile or a message. Cheers guys!