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Jammydodger81

34 Canterbury, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:38am
Orientation
Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), Latin (Okay), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is where I am meant to sell myself, put in a mega shit ton of good things that make me sound like a total ass; but to be honest, who actually reads this?

TL:DR version: Beard, Geek, Video Games, Board Games, Romance, Media References, Glasses, Nerd.

I am a big dork and a smart ass. I love my friends and my family, even if they don't always love me!

I am a thoughtful and pragmatic guy, who is also quite knowledgeable and well read (read semi eidetic memory for useless trivia).

A wise, perceptive, empathetic listener. I am someone who, while sensitive to those around him and well balanced enough to give good advice, is modest and courageous with the strength to move heaven and earth (shit I really was drunk the first time I wrote this!).

A dry sense of humour, with hints of sarcasm, pedantry, references, a gentlemen's wit and sometimes some very dark undertones depending on mood. The exact recipe is a trade secret, but it produces a heady brew that is pleasing on the senses (Fucking funny and a sarcastic tease, but all the best possible humour.).

Yeah I might have just wrote some wanky shit while I was drunk then edited it when I was less drunk. If it doesn't make sense then go screw me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Riding a velociraptor in a homemade Bobba Fett outfit.

Kicking ass and chewing gum, but I am all out of gum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swearing

Gaming, seriously I was once at a friends playing the Witcher drinking game and within about 20 seconds I had all the controls down. Never played it before!

Making Tea! My tea is crazy good and its also something I cannot live without. I mostly drink Earl/Lady Grey or Green Tea, but there is normal tea or meantime as it known in this household.

Listening to all your shit and giving you just the right thing you wanted to hear.

Pub quizes

Thats all for now!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask other people!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ask me. We have got to have some mystery, like anyone reads this bit anyway.

Pro tip: I am a nerd, if its sci-fi then I might like it, or tell you exactly why I do not!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslows triangle of need withstanding and the things like oxygen, etc taken as a given then:

1) Sleep in a decent bed.
2) Tea.
3) Something to strive for.
4) Something to believe in.
5) Internet interface of some kind.
6) Snuggles.
6 and a half) Laughter. (not cheating honest, ok I am totally fucking cheating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that my highest matches are hardily ever in the UK.

If Okcupid keeps giving me one date wonders, if it is short term dating or a one night stand.

That a human being and 24 hours is the most dangerous combination in the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday night out for me. I am either having a good time with friends and playing pool (mostly online these days; the pool not the socialising), sat in having a quiet night in, curled up with a book or my laptop.

Or I could be next to the sea killing dinosaurs with a shotgun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not one for clubs, if one wanted to shout to be heard, and mix drugs with water then I would go volunteer at an old peoples home.

I have no Tattoos or Piercings.

I do not own a passport. So as much as you overseas people are awesome I can't get to you, and long distance is not my thang!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are geeky, looking for someone to play xbox 360 with, another player at the games table or maybe even something more.

So if you want to see if there is a spark between us, then drop me a line!

Also if you're someone who likes handsome, sweet, beardy men.