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28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:38am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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A stream of conciousness. Trying to filter out reality as it's a little tedious, like when a fly keeps on playing the same song cos "it's the next big thing"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting one foot in front of the other and then trying to balance like that for as long as I can.

It's funny how if you talk about how to solve problems people give you paper which other people will take and give you food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting revenge on that duck that quacks slightly louder than the others at the opera.

Making sure stop signs don't grow up with identity problems.

Staring into the mirror behind me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyes if they're blue, or my chin if it isn't on holiday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite book would have to be the children's book from my childhood. The one where the crowd of grey people kept getting new faces whenever we went to church in the black clothes.

Any carcophony of noise to drown out what can't be heard yet everyone knows is there works for me. I particularly like the timbre of ladders being thrown into bins, but everyone says that!

Favourite Movie: Homeward Bound
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the most awesome Luchadore you've never seen.
You should message me if
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You can confirm the goblin that sits just out of sight is in fact just in my head. No one else seems to be able to and the cries and wails are getting louder...

Oh, and if you have a GSOH that's cool too.

Honestly, if you've got this far, good work. I'm tired of writing out that I like all the same drama, comedy, etc shows that everyone else likes, or that I listen to music. I do. Sure we can talk about it. It's fun to talk about the latest shows and all that, but that's part of the fun of talking to someone for the first time. I'm awesome, and you are awesome too, let's see if that there awesome matches up. If it doesn't, ah well. If it does, well that will be awesome. Oh, also, if you want someone with a soul, you're fresh outta luck. I work in advertising so the devil has mine.