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  • Ages 22–33
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Last online
Apr 16
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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A stream of conciousness. Trying to filter out reality as it's a little tedious. When I am being less pretentious I'm said by many to be "sufferable"
What I’m doing with my life
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Putting one foot in front of the other and then trying to balance like that for as long as I can.

But for reals, I'm an "ideas person" for an ad agency. Get paid to think up weird things. It's an ok gig apart from the selling your soul to the devil bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Doing a stand still day I'll be able to do it day...
The first things people usually notice about me
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The right arm. It's a colourful mess now. It has the second largest Monkey Island tattoo you've ever seen on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Gimme that sweet dystopic sci fi, or that blood curdling suspenseful horror. That proper edge of seat creepy shit. Some examples: The Affirmation, Oryx And Crake, The Double, Heart Shaped Box, House Of Leaves (although I'm still working on that one), Neuromancer, Jennifer Government, A Song Of Ice And Fire (on the third one, have avoided spoilers. I'm an anomaly in that regard)

Films, similar to above. Favourite film is The Shining.

I watch all them shows you all seem to list so that's good. Shows like that one about meth, and that one about the weather in Philadelphia (best comedy none), and the one about advertising, but not the one about dragons because I'm reading the books. Also cartoons, they get watched too. All the cartoons. The invader one, that adventure one, the regular one, the one with the classical music and intense close ups that has a mosquito (Chihuahua) and red dog (cat), the one about burgers, and so on.

Music wise, it's an odd mix of sounds. Probably better to ask, but some all time favourites: Deftones, Alexisonfire, Billy Talent, Fucked Up, Cancer Bats, Gallows, Glassjaw, Every Time I Die, Venetian Snares, Otto Von Schirach, City And Colour, Beirut, Mac De Marco, Thee Oh Sees, Listener.

Food, I like it? It's ok. See it more as a fuel, but I can appreciate good food when I'm supposed to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's not kid ourselves with air and that crap...

Access to Reddit
Some awesome book

After that it's just nice things I'd like...4 is enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the most awesome Luchadore you've never seen.
You should message me if
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you know that it takes a lot to make a stew, a pinch of salt and laughter too...


you have a stuffed tiger that comes to life


you know the secret of Monkey Island