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28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I write for a living. In fact I write to sell for a living. This should be easier than it is.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work as part of a creative duo, Mad Men style. I'm the writer, my counterpart draws the pretty pictures and colours in. We sold our souls to the devil and work for an ad agency. I think I let Bill Hicks down...
I’m really good at
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Escaping from straight jackets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the tattoos or whatever level of facial hair I currently have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books. Favorite author: Christopher Priest, followed closely by Phillip K Dick, and then after that Harlan Ellison. Reading House of Leaves at the moment.

Films. Most anything, with horror being the preferred choice. Zombies, ghosts, killer robots, all that good stuff. Favourite film is The Shining.

TV. All that stuff other people watch. Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, South Park. You know the drill. I also have a strange draw to the shittiest of american reality competition show. Not Jersey Shore and that crap. We're talking Solitary, Survivor...yup.

Music: Too hard to list...I'll give you categories and a couple of artists to demonstrate the category:
Punk: The Misfits, Leftover Crack, Alexisonfire
Hardcore: Converge, Everytime I Die, Gallows
Electronic: Crystal Castles, Jogger, Amon Tobin
Metal: Deftones, Sikth, System Of A Down
Folky stuff: City and Colour, Beirut
Good Indie: The Shins, Modest Mouse

Cartoons rock. Nothing better than Sunday morning hangover cartoons.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the most awesome Luchadore you've never seen.
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You have a stuffed tiger that comes to life.