I'm an intelligent person who really appreciates conversations with more depth than a storm puddle... I can't sTaNd ppl wHo RiTe lik DIS. If you substitute any words with numbers, I will not respond to your message.
I drink, I cuss, and I'll hold the door open for you every time we come to the car, or enter a building. I have some neat scars that are great conversation starters, but I still turn into unintelligible mush at the mere sight of a kitten. I'm a lot of personality wrapped up into a semi-little package, but I'm never too much to handle. I ADORE affection, but I'm not clingy. I'll always respond as soon as I can to calls/texts, but I won't smother you in them. I believe that honesty is number one in any relationship, platonic or romantic. Therefore, I'm incredibly blunt. I'm not afraid to tell you how lovely you look, or that maybe you should remove the bit of toilet paper desperately hanging from the bottom of your shoe.
All of that being said, I'm actually a lot of fun to be around! I'm a silly goofball and I like to enjoy the company of those I surround myself with. You may catch me ducking behind large objects and peeking my eyes around them- stalking you through the isles of a grocery store. I climb my tall friends when I'm lubricated with courage nectar. I'm inwardly very fluffy and affectionate and I'll make you feel incredibly comfortable. I'm insanely easy to talk to- not even a little bit intimidating.