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JaneOhOhOh

30 Ridgewood, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe the philosopher Lil' Wayne expresses this best: "bitch, I'm me. So who (are) you?"

The above is a joke. Duh. If that needs to be explained, please move onward :)

I have a penchant for collecting cookbooks and reading food blogs. I really enjoy cooking and baking. I read regularly, write when I can and enjoy creating when I can. I spend a lot of time with my dog, a rescue pit mix. She's very important to me and is a marshmallow. She has some quirks. It's vital that *you* are a dog person, as well.

I prefer to eat well but am oh-so-human. I don't go all out vegan or vegetarian but try very hard to eat balanced. I would prefer someone who didn't eat like complete sh*t, all the time. I love to eat and love to explore. From Ethiopian to food carts...it's fun.I'm super motivated to be healthy. I got some curvy-ness and then I've got some I could do without.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently helping the working man, working for a NYC union. I am hoping to start my Masters in either Creative Writing or English Literature...very soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Missing highway turns, even with a GPS; drinking copious amounts of iced coffee; noticing grammatical errors; listening; cooking & baking; saying "I'll start that on Monday."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty much myself right from the jump; my eyes; I'm quirky; I will talk to pretty much anyone; I like ellipses...and...I should start interviewing and cataloging what people say to this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is Nabokov's Lolita. I'm an avid reader (how pretentious is THAT?), classics and modern, depending. From Jane Eyre to 1Q84.

Music: frankly, too lazy to list. Some would thrill your musical senses, others make me hang my head in Pop shame.

FILM: (shall elaborate soon. maybe)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kindness, affection and humor.

Film/music/art. And my dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My own mortality. Seriously. No one else seems as freaked by death as I am. What the hell?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Read: on a typical Friday night, I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find the idea of "being a man's wife" a beautiful thing that doesn't compromise my "feminism."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a complete douche. Or any part douche, really. If you're up for some genuine human interaction, some swarthy banter, a good meal (later down the line). Well, ok. You can contact me if you're funny douche-y.

You SHOULDN'T message me if: you're going to immediately ask for more and more pics of my body, especially racy ones. Not because I don't like my body but chill blood....can I know if you're a serial killer or not first? You also should not message me if you don't like dogs. Like it will literally never work.