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32 Denton, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 26
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, dating comrades!

So I am tasked with describing myself here. Well, here we go...

I fancy myself quite funny. I took an improv class a while back and really enjoyed it, and I just signed up for it again. I'm pretty sarcastic and very random. For an idea of what I find funny, search YouTube for Sebastian Maniscalco, Bill Burr or Don Hertzfeldt. I regularly read Cyanide & Happiness and The Oatmeal and I love Hyperbole and a Half (these are all web comics).

Most of the time I dress for comfort -- think t-shirt, cords and flip flops. But sometimes I like to dress up all fancy like and go out.

My latest geographic obsession is the Pacific Northwest. (Not for the hipsters but for the scenery.)

I'm also obsessed with NIN and a big Family Guy and American Dad! fan.

Also, I curse a lot. So if you want a prim and proper lady, it's probably not gonna work out. (I should add that I don't curse in front of kids and at dinner parties and all that.)

FYI - I'm not a workout nut, and I don't play sports. However, I will go to a Mavs game and hit the blow up sticks together like a mad woman.

One last thing -- I have five tattoos. They aren't visible when I have clothes on. Just a head's up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For now, I freelance for the Dallas Observer, covering the comedy beat and anything strange or interesting.

I'm looking for a full-time job as a writer or copy editor, but my dream is to have a job in comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make some really great potatoes. They are called Jane's Famous Potatoes.

I'm also a pro at making too much pasta, not finishing it, saving it in the fridge out of guilt (knowing deep down I won't eat it) and finally feeding it to the dog.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like a quiet, mousey librarian. And then I open my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction the most, especially humor and autobiographies.

I really love watching good stand-up comedy. Bill Burr, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK and Sebastian Maniscalco are some favorites. A night at a comedy club is a great date.

As far as TV goes, I watch some reality competition shows (Ink Master and Top Chef), Family Guy and American Dad! Hulu+ and Netflix are awesome. I don't have cable TV.

I love Chipotle burritos more than anyone should love burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Glasses (seriously, do not touch my glasses)
2. My MacBook Air or iPhone
3. Excedrin Migraine
4. Air conditioning
5. Blistex
6. Daily showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to save up for next, new electronic gadgets, where I'll live someday, politics, the state of this country, the frustrations of having things a certain way because of people's belief in religion, and more.

Also, when I'm on this site, I tend to think:
-Why do some people have a blank profile on here? What's the point?
-Why does every guy describe himself as "laid-back"? One hundred percent of the male population cannot be laid-back.
-If the pic is so blurry that I can't tell if it's a guy, girl, dog or what, why would he include it here?
-Why wouldn't he run a quick spell check on what he writes?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out at home or out with a friend getting coffee or something to eat. I'm not into the bar/club scene, so something quiet with a few friends/significant other is more my style.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a bite guard at night. It makes me talk funny.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a non-smoker, about 28-40 years old (give or take a couple years) and not religious.

Also, know that I eventually do want marriage and kids.

Reasons I won't message you back:
- You call me a pet name
- Your message is one sentence long
- You make creepy comments about my looks (one basic comment is fine, but computer cat-calling is gross)
- You are looking to make a friend (sorry, I'm here for a partner)
- You have "casual sex" listed as an option on your profile
- You live far away

If you leave a nice message, but I'm just not interested, I will try to send a little message back. I understand being on that side.