Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm crazy smart but I have a decent amount of fuck it. I was that
guy that had the awesome voicemail messages. I had to give it up
when I hit 22 and jobs offers had to go through " you have reached
the voicemail of OPTIMUS PRIME! " It took me an hour to get the
perfect Optimus voice but it was worth it.
My power animal would be a werewolf.
I tend to speak then think. " what's the name of that big yellow
bird on Sesame Street, oh wait I hear it nvm" I actually said
I'm unconventional in the sense that I do what I feel like doing. I
did cheer leading in high school cuz I thought it would be fun. I
wrestled because I'm a dude and I like putting other dudes in
headlocks. I am myself at all times, and I love it.
I am constantly excited about everything. I make friends with
complete strangers everyday. Overall I'm just a happy dude, and
people get that once they talk to me. Honestly I'm not thrilled
about online dating but if someone could tell me where all the
attractive sane women are hiding that would be great. Because they
sure as heck aren't in the club.
I try to date women around my age. Not that I'm against or for
anything In particular, but I like people who are a little more
centered or somewhat structured. I think it's hot when a chick has
her shit together...is that weird?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I took a career change, use to be in accounting now I'm in
insurance and it's tops. Honestly, everything's coming up Millhouse
and I couldn't be having a better time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, oddly enough laundry, making people laugh. PDA, snuggling.
Oh!, getting way too excited about holidays and three day weekends!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would be my eyes, unless I'm at the beach and then it's the abs.
Tmi, yea I know but if you've got em rock em.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything 80's, scifi, or horror really. Music: m83, pumpkins, she
wants revenge, coheed,ylhcsd. Books: king, rand, sci fi, RICHARD
BACHMAN. Food: anything edilble. Tv: Venture bros, archer, the
league, arrested development, community and sigh...anything Gordon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live every week like its shark week. And why there aren't
meat options at vegetarian restaurants?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends or relaxing for the mess that will be sat
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I figured out how to watch tv in my office on my computer.
Productivity going going gone!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love tacos. That's the way to my heart baby! Or nachos, nachos
are good too. And if your into actually playing a sport versus
watching one that's good too.
Who are you looking for?
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