To those younger guys who assume that I am a prostitute: Whatever. I am in much the same way your mother was when she decided to sleep with your father--assuming he treated her well and impressed her with his generosity. We would all hope she held out at least for a cup of coffee and dinner--assuming she had any sense of self-esteem. I happen to think I am worth the W party.
I used to have the usual demure photos and "acceptable" profile. Then I had way too many men ask me for things such as joining threesomes and going to sex clubs. So this new profile--complete with risque photo--is my reaction:
*I want to dine at Uchi on South Lamar.
*I want to go to a play at a theater in South or Southwest Austin.
*I want to be presented with a Brighton handbag with a gift receipt at dinner.
IF YOU MEN CAN ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT, THEN I AM GOING TO ASK EXPLICITLY FOR WHAT I WANT. Turnabout is fair play. If you are offended, simply go away. I get plenty of offers.