JaredDanger
31 Odessa, TX
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My self-summary
I've played in a bunch of bands and worked as a bartender for the majority of my adult life. Now I'm living the dream of being a responsible adult! I enjoy learning new stuff, reading the news, and watching documentaries. So, I'm full of interesting and mostly useless information.

I just moved to Odessa in October and I'm looking for someone in the area that wants to go out and find fun stuff to do, or go on trips and explore the area.

I like going on random adventures. I'm a pretty awesome cook. I also have an air tight zombie apocalypse contingency plan.

I'm always daydreaming and coming up with get rich quick schemes and great movie ideas, but I never write them down so they always end up getting lost in the shuffle.

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Kinda slowed down a bit. Got a real 9-5 job so I'm trying to get used to the "responsible" lifestyle. So far so good. Still like to go go out and party...just in moderation.
I’m really good at
Putting my foot in my mouth. Figuratively of course.
The first things people usually notice about me
Its either "OMG you're so tall. How tall are you?" or "where did you get your tattoos at? ...did it hurt?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are cool. I pretty much read stuff that other people tell me was good. I'm not really on the cutting edge of the book scene, but I enjoy reading.

I really like movies. Basically, if shit gets blown up, zombies, sci-fi, documentaries, or its hilarious I'm probably into it. Except for Michael Bay movies (excluding the masterpieces of Bad Boys I & II.)

I just binge watched all of New Girl. It is hilarious. Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Eastbound and Down, Revolution, Orange is The New Black...there is a lot of good TV right now.
Psych is my favorite show. Its super cheesy, but It makes me laugh and it has a ton of ridiculous pop culture references in it, which I find amazing.

Music that makes you feel good and want to have a good time. I love 80's & 90's R&B, so if you're not down with some Boyz II Men sing along's don't even bother. I also like 80's Hair Metal, POP PUNK, Old Country, Hardcore, Metal, Punk, etc.

I'm a musician, I enjoy and respect, for the most part, all music. Really pretty much anything except stupid, no talent, trendy stuff.

I love food. All food. Except fish. And mushrooms.
The six things I could never do without
1 Guitar
2 Sleep
3 Job to fund shenanigans
4 Computer
5 Someone to listen to all of my stupid conspiracy theories and dumb ideas
6 Cell phone (its like the world has ended when I cant find it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Clever get rich quick schemes, and fast track to fame ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, partying, or doing laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Eight years ago I threw up on a chick in the sack...classy. Im not proud of that one. (We're friends now. It's cool.) I've done a lot of embarrassing stupid stuff in my younger days. I wish I could take some of them back, but they make for great stories now.
You should message me if
You're cool with telling everyone that we met at the grocery store.
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