Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey to you, I'm Jariko and i'm pretty rad, ask anyone......almost
anyone. Self described as a hippie at heart that worked for Uncle
Sam and knows how to shoot guns blow stuff up. I'm proud of what I
do and have done but it doesn't define me or my beliefs/politics,
so you shouldn't make assumptions about me just because I work for
the man. Although I wouldn't call myself old fashioned I do believe
in chivalry and being a gentleman. I know you can open the door for
yourself, but i'm still gonna do it for you. I won't say i'm a
funny dude but people around me always seem to be laughing, at
me.....not with me. I like drawing, road trips and trips in
general, trying new kinds of food, crossfit while trying to avoid
becoming a "crossfit person", my dog, running, MMA, old cars,
skateboards, motorbikes, and keeping in touch with old friends and
my family. I can't stand living places that are landlocked, even
though i'm a terrible surfer. I use way too many commas. I'm
sarcastic and quick witted once i've been up for at least an hour
before that I'd say I'm more of an indifferent/grumpy robot. I
appreciate sarcasm and general smartassery in the people I spend
time with, and love it when a girl can put me at a loss for a good
comeback. I grew up living all over the states and the world, but
If home is where the heart is then I'll say I'm from California.
What I’m doing with my life
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I teach Military Science which is really just telling stories to
college kids about being in the army.....and showing 21 year old
city kids how to start camp fires, work out, throw a decent
punch.And that they can walk around in the woods at night and
nothing will eat them. I dig my job and even though I kid about
what I teach It is actually fun and rewarding. I'm also going to
school myself so I'd say I'm relatively busy but it hardly ever
feels that way because I enjoy about 90% of my day everyday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A bunch of stuff that has absolutely no applicability to everyday
life in this city, but i'd be awesome on a survival reality show or
in a zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty good at whistling a tune,
impersonations and accents. Dogs all want to be my friend and can
snap my fingers really loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a bunch of tattoos, blue eyes,and a bit of a swagger. Some
people describe me as intense....which I really don't get. I
usually smell good too......usually.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've done without everything that comes to mind. So i'm boycotting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What i'd do if I won the lottery, even though I never buy lottery
tickets. How rad a book I could write, if I had the time or talent
to write a book. What I could be missing out on in the city
tonight, and how it's impossible to go to or even know about all
the awesome stuff that goes on here every day. What my dog is
thinking about....that's it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I take my friday nights relatively easy so I can get up on saturday
and do something productive and or active . By relatively easy I
mean i'm probably having a couple of old fashioneds after an
extended session at my gym being stared at by my dog who's sitting
in the corner tied up to a Kettlebell.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've read The Notebook. I salt my food before tasting it. And I use
people's favorite bands on here to search for stuff on Spotify. It
makes having this profile so much more worth it.
You should message me if
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You notice any spelling or grammatical errors in my profile so I
can fix them. You'd actually want to meet someday. And last but not
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