Athletic? Funny? Millionaire? Well, two out of three ain't bad. (I'll leave it to you to guess which one isn't true. Hint: I'm posting on a *free* site.)

I'm very new to California - I just moved here from Seattle, so the difference between a latte and a cappuccino? I got it. And I'm originally from the East Coast, so the difference between a bagel and a bialy? Got that too. But distinguishing between Ghirardelli and See's? Uh... you lost me.

I have a great job, and I stay in shape. (I'm an avid runner and I take good care of myself.)
I am constantly trying to improve in various aspects of my life (career, health, relationships, communication, etc.), and I think I've made some pretty good strides so far, but the work continues.

I have a knack for remembering facts I learned about 15+ years ago (and, yet, I somehow still suck at trivia).
I am also quick on my feet and have a pretty killer wit.
I tend to be really good at seeing the positive side of things, and that shows through my up-beat personality. Everyone has their challenges in life, but I've become skilled at handling them and putting them in perspective.
Oh, yeah, I can also come up with a pun on pretty much anything (try me!).

My green eyes, my sharp wit, and the throngs of women following me everywhere I go. (OK, maybe just the eyes and the wit.)

Pretzels
Bagels
Peanut butter
Guinness
My running shoes
My guitar

Human interactions. How can I be a better mentor to my more junior coworkers? How can I best help my friend who just lost a grandparent? What is the best way for me to confront my friend about his continuous breaking of plans? How can I express all of this in a way that would be funny?

Just for you, I'm actually going to admit TWO things:
1. Unless you live in SF, Oakland, San Jose, or Palo Alto, I will probably pull up Google Maps and look up your city to figure out where the heck you are. (Yup - I'm that new to the area. Complete Califor-newb.)
2. At any point in time, even if I don't utter a word, I'm probably thinking of a pun on something you just said.

You think I'm funny and like what you see, you carry around an upbeat attitude, you value health and fitness in yourself and those you care about, and you know chivalry is still alive and well.