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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 31 year old college graduate. I'm pretty low key - I'm not big on the clubs, but do love the bars. Even something as simple as darts, cards, or shooting pool can be fun for me - I make my own fun. I'm also on a gay softball league, and love watching live baseball. I love all kinds of board games, and have a wide collection.

I recently moved to Chicago. I need lots of new friends to show me around the city so don't be shy!

I don't like large crowds, I do best in small groups. I like telling stories, and I like hearing stories.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Audience Insights
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Cheering people up and making them laugh
- Teaching myself how to do something
- Board games.
- Keeping up with my grandma. I call her at least weekly, and when I put out a blanket message asking for quotes for the profile, she insisted I include this. "You never know, some nice boy might like that!" I couldn't agree more.
- Having a completely normal, neutral situation turn awkward or otherwise abnormal on me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses & sense of humor. I tend to get called "snarky" a lot - which I think is a good fit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A - I like books with short, true stories. Think Augusten Burroughs or David Sedaris. I like reading just before bed, so these work out the best. I'm also a big fan of books with lots of action, like Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson.
B - Crash is the all time favorite... but it really depends on my mood. I'm also a sucker for Drop Dead Gorgeous, Inception, The Prestige, and countless others. Christopher Nolan is my favorite director.
C - I like adult contemp. Matchbox 20 - OAR - Our Lady Peace, etc. I'm also a sucker for 80s/90s music, and (some) broadway musical stuff.
D - Salad, stir fry, pasta... I like things that are easy to make with lots of flavor! If you're able to cook, major points for you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
Sense of humor
Challenging my mind
A place to call home
A way to relax or let off steam
A plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
possibilities for the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking to go out for a good time or playing board games with friends over a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an ESTP, and the description fits me perfectly.

If I were a character from a TV show, I would likely be Ben Wyatt from Parks & Rec

I'm a huge dork. If you have the same dorky interests as me, we'll probably hit it off on some level.

"Dislikes dogs" and "dislikes cats" are both red flags to me.

Due to the nature of online dating I know that many people opt not to respond when there's no interest, so I will rarely make a second contact if my first one isnt responded to.
You should message me if
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You're looking for new friends or a date with no expectations.