You will try to discern the OK from the great
There will be many selfies of bros with their abs
And the rugged outdoorsmen who fish and catch crabs
Some are hip with long beards and a bike with one gear
Most will talk of their time spent abroad for one year
They will brag of their journeys so far and so wide
And their hobbies including a love to hang glide
There is food to discuss: what they like, what they don’t.
And restrictions thereof: what they can’t, what they won’t.
You go back to your own set of guidelines to eat
To decide if it even makes sense to go meet
They work hard at their jobs and they want you to know
That they love what they do. Inner angst does not show
But passions and interests and facets galore
Guaranteeing of them that you never will bore
They know art, they know music, and books and TV
Good taste on display, but of course you agree
Some come off kinda rough, self-absorbed and unkind
You swipe left through those guys ‘til a sweetie you find
And you swipe and you swipe, for they all look the same!
And you land on a poem that’s really quite lame
To stand out on this site is a challenge so big
And I hope Dr. Seuss is a gimmick you dig