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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of Ph.D program
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I am a big nerd with a hungry brain. Little kids love me. I don't take pictures with tigers, unlike many others in my OkCupid cohort. I partake of the usual New Yorky hobbies: travelling, being a foodie, and riding a bike. I'm originally from Northeast Philly. If you've never heard of it, it's the northeastern part of Philadelphia.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a software engineer at a large tech company working on distributed systems that power cloud services. The project is a ton of fun, and my job is a great privilege.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
projecting a familiarity with people's ethnic backgrounds, regardless of where they are from, most of the time. It's an odd trait, but it leads to many delightful conversations with cab drivers and bodega owners.

swing dancing. In particular, I do Lindy Hop, Balboa, and Charleston.

writing. My Facebook friends seem to find my status updates entertaining. Yelp bribes me with free booze in exchange for my reviews.

cooking. To be precise, I'm really good at it only when I'm not really bad at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my beautiful ass. Apparently, it's great. I guess it's not the very first thing people notice about me, but they do get around to it eventually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you haven't seen What We Do in the Shadows, drop this profile and forget about me. Go watch it. Whatever potential joy you could possibly obtain through knowing me for any length of time, even a lifetime, is handily eclipsed by the hilarity of its 85 minutes. You'll thank me later.

I'm currently invested in Silicon Valley and Better Call Saul. Oh, how wonderful it would be if each of these two shows comprised 26 episodes per year, for non-overlapping halves of the year. Oh TV gods, won't you hear my lamentation?

Do you like jazz? Pre-bop or post-bop? If it's the former, let's chat. If it's the latter, I have lost interest in you. kthxbye

As for food, I am quite adventurous and appreciate almost everything, except for bad food. And cilantro. Don't let that vile herb come anywhere near me. I have long considered opening a restaurant called No Cilantro. It would offer a fusion of Mexican, Indian, and Vietnamese cuisines in a safe cilantro-free environment. You laugh now, but mark my words, cilantro-free is the next gluten-free.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Various supportive people in my life. Thanks to you. You know who you are.
Transport where I'm not the one who is driving
Good grammar
Cheese from anywhere except for Consider Bardwell Farm. I'm so over it.
The Curry-Howard isomorphism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

Ok folks, sorry, that one wasn't original. I'll do better next time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my ex-roommate Nancy or my fellow Russian Dan. Sometimes I'm out with Tom and Angela, but I find they are bit harder to pin down nowadays. Whenever Spiros is available I have a lovely time. Zane... forget about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel pretty smug about a lot of things.
You should message me if
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your attire fits my color palette. There's no need to kid ourselves, things are not going to work out if our colors clash. If you base your wardrobe on a bright yellow theme, don't even bother.