Well, my friend thought it would be amusing, to him at least, for me to get out in the World again. So, being the amusing person that I am, I decided to amuse him and myself by creating this profile while enjoying candy from a stolen box of See's Candies, and so Ruby, Ruby Red, shine a light onto this boy's bed.
Relationships in general make me a bit nervous, then again it is scary to think so much in life is out of one’s control and a lot of life is dependent on luck. So it must be luck rather than fate that brought us to this dating site.
I have been told that I am a crazy, neurotic, manic Jew, and that I respond as such.
I am a dreamer, and dancer. I also think a lot, I mean, a lot-a lot, and a lot of what I think about is the future, mainly because that is where I am going to be spending the rest of my life.
Mathematicians say you have a better chance seeing and/or encountering a U.F.O. than winning the lottery. So, when I read that I realized I have a better chance than most people matching all six numbers.
Other than that I know you would like me if only you get to know me better. I also wish to shoot lazers out of my eyes.
Online dating is really awkward. Well, dating in general is really awkward. Quite frankly my luck in the world of dating is getting worse and worse as I get older. Last night, for instance, I was stood up by a mannequin.