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34 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 6
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Well I know the difference between they, their, and they're which seems to be a rather elementary issue that shouldn't exist. I analyze things, maybe to a fault but I have no intention of changing that. I am firm believer of semantics. Fuck PC.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You worry about you, let me worry about me. I do what I want, you do the same. I have a job, I make money, I spend money. I live comfortably.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm good at whatever I do, I suppose everyone does though and we all know that is not true. So brief list, recalling random facts, handyman type stuff, woodwork, RTS games, computer stuff, and analyzing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
WTF do I know. Top to bottom, hair, eyes, nose, chin, chest, belly, waist, thighs, shoes???? Honestly isn't it natural to size people up when we see them?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Favorite book is The Hagakure. I used to read alot, I burn through a 3-500 page novel in 2-3 days so I dont read much anymore. Books just dont last long enough to be worthwhile. I do read Computer technical books, and WIKI still quite a bit, gotta keep learning stuff.

Movies: I watch it all. I could probably have a list of favorites for each genre, but if I since I have to limit it: Green Street Hooligans, Limitless, Yes Man, Last of the Mohicans, The Departed, Boondock Saints... I could keep going if you ask...

Current Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Homeland, Sons of Anarchy, The Newsroom, and Walking Dead.

Music: Drockick Murphys, I listen to whatever I'm in the mood for. Electronica and punk mostly though. Favorites across genres would be Dropkick Murphys, Offspring, Guttermouth, Atreyu, ATB, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Korn, Korpliklaani, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tiesto, VNV Nation.

Food: Cable cooking shows make me wanna cook stuff, I love breakfast the most and have some crazy mad hashbrown, french toast and fluffy scrambled egg skills. I prefer sunny side up personally but people are to squeamish for runny yolk from my experience.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to drink, generally during the week not the weekend. I find its easier to converse and much quieter during the week. I goto a local pub quite a bit, sometimes one of those chain bars, Chili's, Applebees and the like. Weekends are full of irritating crowds and obnoxious drunks. Friday and Saturday are generally spent at the house working on a project or outdoors type stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm confused, if I'm willing to admit the thing then its not very private. Prepare to have your mind blown... Studies have show that memories are rewritten by the very act of remembering them and seldom wholly accurate. Making admitting it less accurate and therefor false anyway.

I'm a firm believer in ignorance and denial.

**Sometimes I browse the /awww subreddit. Just don't tell anyone***
You should message me if
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I'm under the impression we are here to make friends and expand our horizons?
1.) You like to drink
2.) Live in north Austin
3.) Want to get a drink
4.) Never offended. If I find something to offend you I'm gonna exploit that shit.