Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born a poor black child in--wait, no. An entire self summary
is hard. How do I not sound pretentious? I like to think I'm pretty
friendly, but I am really sarcastic. I don't take life seriously,
and I can turn anything into a joke, regardless of how
inappropriate that joke may be. A swingset fell on my toe once and
I got a really cool scar there. I thoroughly enjoy awkward
situations. Also, I spent way too much time writing this profile so
many words what was I thinking?
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a job working as an electrical engineer on ship control
systems, that is based right outside New Orleans. It is a really
cool company, they are Norwegian! So I will do that for awhile,
because it is a fun job with nice people that pays well. But
eventually I will make my way to either Colorado or California. I
want to live in mountains. That is where I am trying to steer my
life. Or maybe live in a volcano, and be in charge of some super
secret plot to steal all of the world's happy thoughts and sell
them back to fund my goal of bringing back dinosaurs. One of those
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much most things. Modesty. Sarcasm. Cooking. Conversation.
Making people happy. Spouting random knowledge. Keeping a straight
face when people try to make me laugh. Making simple things very
complicated for fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a young white male with blonde hair and blue eyes,
approximately 5'10", average build, usually wearing clothes when in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Guide to the Galaxy
, Ender's Game
whatever people suggest. I should put some classic literature here
to make myself seem all cultured and stuff.
Movies: The Matrix
, Star Wars
, pretty much anything by
, Fight Club
things from Fincher
. A lot really. And of course
the greatest piece of American cinema, Pootie Tang
I won't list them all - Firefly
, Breaking Bad
, Game of Thrones
, The Wire
, The Walking Dead
, Warehouse 13
, Parks and Recreation
quite a few others. This list is constantly changing. It is what I
do when I am bored. I watch football
too, I think that falls under
is my favorite band by far, and
close second. Russel Allen has the voice of a god. Adrenaline Mob
, Dream Theater
and prog mostly. Five Finger Death
is really good too.
I moved back to Louisiana partly for the
food. Can't beat cajun food
. But I am really not picky
with food. The only thing I don't like is a tomato on a sandwich.
And I lied two sentences ago, you can beat cajun food. With
And I do play video games too. Lately not as much because I have
been busy. But the Zelda
series is my favorite game series.
And then anything made by Valve
on PC. Message me if you want my
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: The internet.
2: My phone (mainly for the point above).
3: My cat (don't judge me).
4: Friends and stuff I guess.
5: Food and water, or else I would be dead.
6: I feel like I should say some cliche like
sunshine or family or something like that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe in general. How it works and what all could be out
there. Space is unfathomably big, and when you try to put numbers
to it things just stop making sense. Everything is possible, and
mathematically everything is already happening somewhere. Just the
sheer size of it and how tiny we are; completely fascinating to
And let's just be honest here: boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on my couch watching movies or TV shows. Or going out to
new restaurants. I like to have people over to cook and just hang
out. I guess I go to bars sometimes, when my coworkers do, but I am
not a big drinker, so I make it a game to find the girliest
non-alcoholic drink possible, to make people judge me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't put the MOST private thing here. You would need to ask for
that. But...I use girl shampoo.
You should message me if
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