Thank you for your interest in going out with me. Before we get started, a few things to keep in mind:
- I don't have a type. But if you're not passionate about something or are a bad conversationalist, we probably won't get along.
- I'm not quite desperate enough to have lowered my standards. Not so for my mom. The day before my brother's wedding, she tried to set me up with every young woman she saw, including two bridesmaids, a waitress, and the random girl sitting at the next table over in the restaurant. So you'd be doing me a solid if you went out with me.
- I'll probably make you play board games. You'll enjoy them though, I promise!