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Jasontron4000

30 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm envious of all the people who went to Macchu Pichu. It looks like an awesome trip... hiking days to get there, out in one of the world's ancient places. It just seems so fascinatingly different from the disposable crap you see every day. And I'm the only one on OKC who hasn't been!

I used to fancy myself adventurous, always just a few months from becoming if not Indiana Jones or Casablanca's Rick at least well-traveled. Now I'm bummed that that life seems unattainable. My reach exceeds my grasp, sure, but it'd be nice to get a hold of something once in a while.

Oh right. I should start my profile on a high note. I'm Jason, I hate walks on the beach (long or otherwise) and I'm deciding who I'm going to be now that I'm grown up. Thanks for stopping by my profile, send me a message if you think we'd get along or if you just want to see how my third-life crisis is going.
What I’m doing with my life
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Geez, this sounds like my mom. The day before my brother's wedding, she tried to set me up with every young woman she saw, including two bridesmaids, a waitress, and the random girl sitting at the next table over in the restaurant. So you'd be doing me a solid if you went out with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inadvertent physical humor when I spill on myself. Freestyle baking. Teaching dogs tricks quickly. Finding humor everywhere. Sounding confident when I'm full of shit, which is usually. Settlers of Catan. Getting angry when Tom Brady throws an interception.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That half the room is rolling on the floor laughing from something I just said, while the other half is rolling its eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Top authors are Philip K Dick, Jeffrey Eugenides, and David Sedaris. I'm working on a history of the East India Company now.

Movies: Casablanca, High Fidelity, Dr. Strangelove, Hot Fuzz

Music: Tristan Prettyman, Sara Bareilles, Mike Dunn and the Kings of New England, my ipod is busted so not much lately

Food: I'd eat sushi every meal if I could, French, anything with rosemary, pumpkin but not pumpkin spice-flavored stuff, my quintuple chocolate cookies, grilled cheese sandwiches

TV: Always Sunny, Archer, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica seasons 1-3 (don't get me started on the second half of season 4 unless you have a half hour to kill), the less preachy episodes of the West Wing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Single malt scotch, tea (coffee = blech), board games, hot showers, pizza, one more pick to be made later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I the only one who doesn't care about Oxford commas? Why does anyone ever move away from California? (The weather and food are so great!) How can I get overseas again and do I even want to go?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know more Taylor Swift songs by heart than is appropriate for a 30 year-old man.

That's not really that private since I will sing along whenever they come on the radio.

Probably that I try really hard to be funny, even though I know that it only works 3/4 of the time and the rest it comes off as mean or offensive.
You should message me if
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It'd be great if you were quick witted and can carry on a conversation.