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Jaunte

30 M La Mesa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:29pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a man who loves exploring the intrinsic eccentricities of life. To that end, I love meeting people with wonderful stories and unique details. And without end, I crave great conversations and new ideas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my formative twenties in anticipation of graduating college, graduating college, wondering what happens at the end of the homework rainbow, finding nothing, moving to New York, realizing Dentistry is great, and moving back to San Diego to follow my dreams. I'm a predental Dentist. Hah.

The secret to my happiness: Dentistry. Strange? Yes. Frightening? Yes. Oh so cool? Yes. And an artistic field? Indeed.

Besides that goal, I absolutely love antiquity, intricacy, orange iron, green copper, white zinc, history, food, books, museums, parks, trees, bushes, sprouts, seeds, axillary buds, rhizomes, roots, gravitropism, Rhizobia, nitrogen fixation,... Hmm. Yes! Life is lovely.

The mundane aspects of life that hold so much exquisite detail, are the parts I find most compelling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The masterful art of art.

I am a very open minded and hobby obsessed person. I fancy having shelves full of notebooks detailing the trials and recipes for what I have done. So far, I have filled it with blank notebooks.

Every year I make gifts for my friends for the holiday season. It started four years ago with ginger infused vodka, followed by vanilla extract, and then I stumbled upon the secret success: mead. I make it every year, and I am surprised by its mysterious deliciousness.

Claiming any sort of mastery, or even a sense of understanding is not within my ability; furthermore, finding fortune from failing fuels my fun. As well as alliteration.

I am pretty good at following a baking recipe. During my childhood, there was not anyone who would bake when I wanted baked goods. To remedy such horribleness, I learned how to create pastries and baked goods.

Tagging along with my honey ferments is an exploration in a vast array of fermented foods. I am quite the prolific Kefir grains cultivator, sauerkraut mixer, and kombucha mushroom caretaker.

I bought a living bottle of Kombucha from Edible Alchemy, and grew a SCOBY. They are called mothers, and look like a thick gelatin disc. I love it, for I am not bound by expensive commercial bottles that dictate what flavors I must enjoy.

I have since branched to another ferment: Sriracha! It is a short fermentation involving brown sugar and chilies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My distinctive pallescent skin.

I enjoy wonderful snarky comments, and a playfully surreal banter.

The swirling madness topping my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lists are lovely.

My most favorite of films involve pretty lights, pretty people, and desiccated humor. I like other stuff too!!
John Hughes films, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, Willow, I Heart Huckabees, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Hot Fuzz, Tale of a Vampire, The Hunger, Real Genius, Best in Show, Garden State, Princess Mononoke, What About Bob, Wristcutters.

I quite enjoy TV, but I like to limit my viewing to a few shows. I get frustrated with the bombardment of commercials.
TV: House MD, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Cooking Channel, The BBC channel, Two Fat Ladies.

Books: Philip K. Dick, Alfred Bester, Harry Potter, The Alchemist, Kindred, Immigrant Women in the Land of Dollars, The Left Hand of Darkness, On Death and Dying, Wild Fermentation.
My favorite novel is The Stars My Destination.

I quite enjoy all manner of gaze, goth, and gypsy music. What a broad statement! Let me remedy that by listing a number of my most admired artists.
Joy Divsion, Beck, DeVotchKa, Smashing Pumpkins, Jesus and the Mary Chain, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Associates, Air, Little Dragon, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, The Postmarks, The Cramps, The Cult, The Misfits, David Bowie, Christian Death, Modest Mouth, 16 Horsepower, Massive Attack, Portishead, Coldplay, The Rabbinical School Dropouts, Nick Drake, Nico, Lene Lovich...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A comfortable couch
Connected conversations
Atrociously alliterated answers
My delicious grey matter
My magnificent white matter
My delightful nervous system
My marvelously minuscule muscles
Shade and shadows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The duality of an electron. The conversion of matter into energy. How to live forever, or at least a full millennium.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am hopefully talking to you about the ego of feline companions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
More so I feel pansexual, if anything. Not exactly bisexual, for I find lots of beauty across the gender spectrum. I am particular to androgyny, or an amalgam of genders.

That said, I am not into polyamory. No, the feature of my fascination is always singular in nature; as in, I am a one person person!
You should message me if
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Good day to those that enjoy conversations which lead towards surreal hilarity and exchanges of great depth and intensity.

Your words escape and form a menagerie of sincere and symbolically smart silliness.

You enjoy relationships of joy and romance, and seek to explore the stars through maps, boats, and telescopes, and/or know the best places to cultivate white sage.

I lack experience at toppling windmills, but my newest plan requires the combined might of a pair.

I do not want you to guess my thoughts, so I practice straightforward communication. I am always open to and appreciate any and all questions, thoughts, and Oxford commas.

And do not forget a mere salutations!