James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World
is my life coach. I do believe that ‘love conquers all', but that’s
because I’m a hopeless romantic. Most of the time, I don’t take
myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldn’t, either. I
believe in the law of attraction, weird random events that seem too
unlikely to be merely coincidence happen more frequently then they
What I’m doing with my life
10 Facts About You:
1. You're reading this.
2. You're realizing this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.
If you’d like to know more Say “hi”. I didn’t reveal a lot about my
Self for you to read on purpose. Rather we chat, talk, engage in
conversation to get to know each other instead of us reading
through a long page in this section about each other.
I’m really good at
Getting lost without my GPS
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of women have told me I look like Ryan Gosling......in the
dark. Others have said I'm a hunk, but a hunk of what?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie : is Jaws ( It scared me when I was little. Ever since then I have been fascinated by sharks)
Favorite tv show : right now is The Walking Dead ( who doesn't love zombies?)
Favorite music : Anything but country.( Taylor Swift if you are reading this please stop messaging me....I will not go out with you)
Favorite books : Last thing I read was a warning on a light socket about not putting your finger inside it. Then I blacked out. Apparently tongues shouldn't be inserted into the sockets either.
Favorite food: This is always changing. I try to eat healthy .
The six things I could never do without
Love, Happiness, Humor, Intelligence, Kindness and Hope...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop .
On a typical Friday night I am
Tricking hipsters into being less cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s
illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther,
so you know it’s good.
You should message me if
I'm looking for somebody that is not in any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. A woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. This woman has to have a sense of style, the ability to laugh at herself, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile. She has to have a sense of humor. Someone who likes me for who I am, and not for what I turn into during a full moon.