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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 4
Seeing Someone
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I work pretty unsociable hours so don't get much time to meet people not through work, so here I am.

Essentially I'm looking for a breathing human female to join my Koresh style guns, religion 'n' shagging ranch. Ideal candidates will be subordinate, quiet and able to take a punch.

More realistically I'm looking for someone smart and engaging with a sense of humour. The ability to take a punch is still pretty much a deal breaker.

Probably add me on Snapchat: jawstheshark
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time in a bar and attempting some vague notion of self betterment. Oh, I write and host a quiz too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High functioning alcoholism, hosting quizzes
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height or my beard. Both are larger than average.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Iain Banks, Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Hunter S Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk (because I'm so COOL and ALTERNATIVE and ANTI ESTABLISHMENT), Hubert Selby Jr, currently working through Anton Szandor LaVey's books on Satanism

Anything by Aronofsky, splashy horror films. I'm going to leave it there because I don't want to be here all day.

Arrested Development, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica, Modern Family, Generation Kill, Frasier, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Wire, Sherlock, Alan Partridge, The Office (US & UK), Luther, The West Wing

Anything that isn't shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Booze, cigs, (x3)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The etiquette for when someone from interdates comes into my bar.

Things I might do, ie:

"Might set fire to my beard"
"Might replace my hands with robotic ones"
"Might become a renowned purveyor of fine earthenware"
"Might get a wifi card in my head so I can livetweet literally everything I think"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. Sundays and Mondays are my weekends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Once I was sat in a twee cafe in the northern quarter, eating a falafel and halloumi wrap, wearing a 65daysofstatic t-shirt, thick rimmed glasses and a beard when the theme tune from Portlandia came on over the PA. I tweeted about it. I am still unsure how I feel about the occurrence.
You should message me if
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You can teach me things I don't already know or you are Erin from the American version of The Office