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28 • Manchester, UK • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Jan 4
- 6′ 5″ (1.96m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Seeing Someone
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- English (Fluently)
Essentially I'm looking for a breathing human female to join my Koresh style guns, religion 'n' shagging ranch. Ideal candidates will be subordinate, quiet and able to take a punch.
More realistically I'm looking for someone smart and engaging with a sense of humour. The ability to take a punch is still pretty much a deal breaker.
Probably add me on Snapchat: jawstheshark
BEST PLAN EVER. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.
Anything by Aronofsky, splashy horror films. I'm going to leave it there because I don't want to be here all day.
Arrested Development, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica, Modern Family, Generation Kill, Frasier, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Wire, Sherlock, Alan Partridge, The Office (US & UK), Luther, The West Wing
Anything that isn't shit.
Things I might do, ie:
"Might set fire to my beard"
"Might replace my hands with robotic ones"
"Might become a renowned purveyor of fine earthenware"
"Might get a wifi card in my head so I can livetweet literally everything I think"
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