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Jaxser

24 M Århus, Denmark

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the peculiar hybrid of an introverted, conscious intellectual and an extroverted, impulsive wanderer, the embodiment of a clash between cynical, judgmental reasoning and empathetic, tolerant understanding, the combination of reclusive independence and gregarious interdependence, the fluctuating fusion between a spontaneous, reckless, lust-driven adventurer and a tranquil, cautious, rational thinker.

In layman terms: A schizophrenic lunatic, an evolutionary mishap, a high-powered mutant probably never meant for mass-production.

(So limited time only! Act now, order today! Offer stands while supplies last)

Despite my acknowledgement of reality, a universe with neither godly beings nor supernatural phenomena to take comfort in, a life with no deeper genuine meaning than reproduction and survival, I still greatly favor my existence and wholly enjoy whatever experiences it brings, especially the unpredictable ones. I’m content with what it is and I’m profoundly loving every aspect of living.

(Well alright, ALMOST every aspect of living then.. Perhaps I wouldn't mind the removal of wasps. Or degeneration. It's possible that I'd prefer a world without natural calamities. Maybe I don't like the aspect of living that involves not being able to become a space pirate.

Most of all I'd love if you didn't go around messing up my quasi-poetic hyperboles, damn you! The constesting of quasi-poetic hyperboles has left me in despair!)

I’m attracted to eccentric personalities and I’m curious as to how other individuals interpret and perceive this world, which leads to an ample amount of open-mindedness and natural interest in people, but ultimately I’m socially selective as I prefer close intimate bonds compared to numerous, more superficial, relations.

But it is not just the understanding and delight of people that captivate my mind. My interests are numerous and I derive happiness from a wide scope of recreation. Science and its counterpart fantasy fascinate me, I enjoy physical activity and social interaction extensively, and the substantial assortment of movies, books, games, music, shows and series available in this day and age is the prime source of my entertainment.

Despite what one might think after reading this overly grave and self-absorbed, self-advertising, self-important self-summery, I take great pleasure in humor and general carefree behavior and banter. For as long as one can keep life in the right perspective, one will find hilarity and absurdity, the two are intimately connected, in many a situation.

And with that, I conclude what might be said to be a fairly zealous, but evidently much too serious, and probably mind-blowingly boring, take on the essence of my personality..

Now that I behold my creation, the whole thing strikes me as annoyingly self-centered, despite the fact that an earnestly written self-summary can be nothing else, and not to mention senselessly prolix! Alas, verbose writing is one of my many vices, though I'm sure that if you've made it this far, my dear reader, with your sanity intact and spirit undiminished, then you're probably not impartial to a little bit of inane rambling.

Thus you must not hesitate to contact me, since, if nothing else, I can promise you a lifetime's supply of rambling, inane or otherwise frivolous, with a hint of soberness on special occasions.

(Soberness not guaranteed, batteries sold separately, all purchases are final.)

Oh and by the way, a relationship shouldn't be completely safe, you need a little danger in your life, take a fucking chance once in a while will you!?

.. And yeah, it's meant to be slightly obscure (or was it obtuse?) references. Screw credits, they'd ruin the fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Striving to save all of mankind from self-annihilation through the means of science and technology, just like any other young healthy individual. Oh, I'm also trying to get a apartment on Mars and last but not least I'm looking for a way to learn how to wield real magic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not succeeding in saving all of mankind from self-annihilation through the means of science and technology, failing at getting that damn apartment on Mars, Nasa's housing prices are to blame, and not achieving my goal of becoming a genuine full-fledged sorcerer, though not because of the lack of trying I might add.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well the first thing would be that I'm not a mind-reader and therefore cannot know what the first thing one might notice about me is, and the second thing would be that I am not interested enough in the matter to bother asking each and every single person what they noticed about me at first.

Highly peculiar I know, but it is the absolute truth, I would never lie to you oh anonymous reader, never would it cross my mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is something disturbingly delightful in enacting excessive exaggerations of obviously obnoxious and politically profane opinions.