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36 Hoboken, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Yesterday – 11:14am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a drinker not a thinker (strike that reverse it) sooooo here it goes. I can honestly say that I'm a kid at heart...I try to enjoy life as much as possible whether it be through my family, my friends, going out, playing sports, traveling, staying put, etc....whatever it takes to have a good time that's where hopefully you'll find me. I've lived in Northern Jersey my whole life but have been all over the place both in and out of the country. Still there's no place like home.

I've NEVER been involved in what I'd call a "serious" relationship....not sure if that makes me lucky or not.....but I'm game for one I just haven't met the right girl yet or so I keep telling myself.

I love sports.....playing, watching, etc and couldn't live without be able to watch Big Blue week in and week out.

I'm a Jersey Shore boy too.....that's where I spend the majority of my summer.

I'm religious to a on major holidays and important family events.

I like to think I live my life like that line from the Bush song - Straight No Chaser. - "Drink Life as it comes straight no chaser."

I am down to earth and sarcastic in a witty way....or so I think.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently: Infatuated with trying to get on the Twisted Tea Bottle (see pics)

During the Week: I've been with my current company for 7 years now and am employed as a Code and Zoning Analyst....I won't bore you with the details but I actually enjoy my work and surprisingly have no complaints.

Weekends: Domestic travel as much as possible, if I'm local then a day in the city or Hoboken is the way to go. I can't turn down a pub crawl, a free beer, a NY Giants games, a Rutgers games, a good concert or the Jersey Shore. I truly love Northern NJ/ place in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Making someone laugh whether it be at me or with me.
2. Surprisingly artistic.
3. Beer games.
4. Sports (or so I think).
5. Dressing myself.
6. Falling.
7. Not Getting on the Twisted Tea Bottle (see pics)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My extreme sarcasm.....if they don't pick up on that then they probably just think I'm an a-hole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: "Lullaby" - Chuck Palahniuk
Movie: Donnie Darko, The Natural, The Three Amigos
Food: Literally anything....I LOVE food and more importantly I LOVE to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. The New York Giants
2. The Sport of Lacrosse
3. My Arms and Legs
4. My Family
5. My Country
6. Sense of Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to figure out how we've not gotten on the damn TWISTED TEA BOTTLE YET!!!!! (see pics)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about......
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whenever I get that "I'm getting old feeling" I do something completely immature and childish to shake myself out of it.

I also am infatuated with Harry Potter.....please refer to statement above.
You should message me if
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You like to have're not that like sports.....and are pretty much up for anything.


You know how I can get on the Twisted Tea Bottle!!!! (see pics)

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