JayBeamer
27 Pompano Beach, FL
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My self-summary
I party like its 1999. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...I'm simply the most interesting man alive ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Building an empire
I’m really good at
everything
The first things people usually notice about me
My BMW
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies/Shows

1.) How I Made My Millions
2.) Techstars TV
3.) This Week in Startups
4.) The Office
5.) The Apprentice
6.) The Rise To The Top
7.) Mixergy
8.) Shark Tank
9.) The Big Idea!
10.) How to Make it in America
The six things I could never do without
Instead of listing phones and video games, n all that BS ill list some things we really shouldnt be able to live without.

1.) Money
2.) Water
3.) and you.. AWWWWWWWWWW
I spend a lot of time thinking about
commercials
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with Benjamin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im perfect
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