Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead of Generic Questions - I've cultivated my own test to
assess compatibility. You have 5 minutes, now begin!!
1) The first thing I notice on a man is:
a) His smile
b) The Size of his Wallet
c) The Size of his Heart
d) His shoe size (and guess from there).
2) The one thing I won't stand for on a date is:
a) Someone who is politcally opposite to me
b) Guy who jerks his head at every woman walking by
c) Guy who jerks his ____ at every woman walking by
d) Guy who plucks my hair and uses it to floss
3) The idea of the first date is:
a) See how much money the gentleman will actually spend to see his
b) See how much money the gentleman won't spend to figure out his
long term fiscal prudence.
c) Figure out how my long search for a soul mate has been reduced
to quickies from OKCupid.
d) Figure out if I let him into my pants will that keep him around
or get rid of him.
4) The Best Movie Ever is:
a) Pulp Fiction
b) Dumb & Dumber
c) The First Indiana Jones
d) My Homemade "movie" that ex-boyfriend accidentally released on
5) If the guy is in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes:
a) I quickly text my friends to see how its going
b) I deliberately text my boy-toys to have emergency back-up
c) I flirt with any other available material
d) I wonder if he's coming back.
And here's my generic information below, which may be a stark
contrast to the list you just read:
Fun, accomplished, goofy gentleman who enjoys a conversant woman to
spend time with and enjoy all the city has to offer.
I guarantee an interesting date.
I've methodically worked many jobs from playing as a young tennis
pro to serving as a law enforcement officer to today where I am
managaing partner of a law firm by day.
I am fun, goofy, and accomplished and will entertain you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing a Law Firm typing this. and this. but not this. Can't
decide whether my profile is too serious or not serious enough?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
. Sports in general. Some Really Cool
things, some really nerdy things, too. Conversationalist. Tying
cherry stems into knots with my tongue. Words with friends
(unbeatable - take the challenge!) Saying offensive things
diplomatically. Saying diplomatic things offensively.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. Unusually large (________) for a lawyer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Farewell to Arms, Catcher in the Rye
Quiz Show, Pulp
, Classic Rock and Chinese, Japanese
, Italian and other edible
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toothbrush, working out, health, my family, my iphone, the letter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do psychics in New York have to ask you your name?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to get into your pants?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That really is me on that video!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can explain to me the virtues of a working SB/SD relationship
and especially if you, like me, like to lick kitty.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.