I realize I'm super short on time with my extensive travel and never ending work hours, but when I have the time i'm super-fun. Perhaps, I will build a superhero around that premise, but for now, I'm contemplating the idea of trying to be a sugar daddy. Will that work? I don't know! Please tell me your advise about how to make it work, and whether it's the right route. And for your regularly scheduled profile:
Instead of Generic Questions - I've cultivated my own test to assess compatibility. You have 5 minutes, now begin!!
1) The first thing I notice on a man is:
a) His smile
b) The Size of his Wallet
c) The Size of his Heart
d) His shoe size (and guess from there).
2) The one thing I won't stand for on a date is:
a) Someone who is politcally opposite to me
b) Guy who jerks his head at every woman walking by
c) Guy who jerks his ____ at every woman walking by
d) Guy who plucks my hair and uses it to floss
3) The idea of the first date is:
a) See how much money the gentleman will actually spend to see his fiscal powers.
b) See how much money the gentleman won't spend to figure out his long term fiscal prudence.
c) Figure out how my long search for a soul mate has been reduced to quickies from OKCupid.
d) Figure out if I let him into my pants will that keep him around or get rid of him.
4) The Best Movie Ever is:
a) Pulp Fiction
b) Dumb & Dumber
c) The First Indiana Jones
d) My Homemade "movie" that ex-boyfriend accidentally released on the internet.
5) If the guy is in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes:
a) I quickly text my friends to see how its going
b) I deliberately text my boy-toys to have emergency back-up plan
c) I flirt with any other available material
d) I wonder if he's coming back.
And here's my generic information below, which may be a stark contrast to the list you just read:
Fun, accomplished, goofy gentleman who enjoys a conversant woman to spend time with and enjoy all the city has to offer.
I guarantee an interesting date.
I've methodically worked many jobs from playing as a young tennis pro to serving as a law enforcement officer to today where I am managaing partner of a law firm by day.
I am fun, goofy, and accomplished and will entertain you.