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JayBond71

43 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin, Tagalog, Vietnamese, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I realize I'm super short on time with my extensive travel and never ending work hours, but when I have the time i'm super-fun. Perhaps, I will build a superhero around that premise, but for now, I'm contemplating the idea of trying to wine and dine the right lady. Will that work? I don't know! Please tell me your advise about how to make it work, and whether it's the right route. And for your regularly scheduled profile:

Instead of Generic Questions - I've cultivated my own test to assess compatibility. You have 5 minutes, now begin!!

1) The first thing I notice on a man is:

a) His smile

b) The Size of his Wallet

c) The Size of his Heart

d) His shoe size (and guess from there).

2) The one thing I won't stand for on a date is:

a) Someone who is politcally opposite to me

b) Guy who jerks his head at every woman walking by

c) Guy who jerks his ____ at every woman walking by

d) Guy who plucks my hair and uses it to floss

3) The idea of the first date is:

a) See how much money the gentleman will actually spend to see his fiscal powers.

b) See how much money the gentleman won't spend to figure out his long term fiscal prudence.

c) Figure out how my long search for a soul mate has been reduced to quickies from OKCupid.

d) Figure out if I let him into my pants will that keep him around or get rid of him.

4) The Best Movie Ever is:

a) Pulp Fiction

b) Dumb & Dumber

c) The First Indiana Jones

d) My Homemade "movie" that ex-boyfriend accidentally released on the internet.

5) If the guy is in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes:

a) I quickly text my friends to see how its going

b) I deliberately text my boy-toys to have emergency back-up plan

c) I flirt with any other available material

d) I wonder if he's coming back.

And here's my generic information below, which may be a stark contrast to the list you just read:

Fun, accomplished, goofy gentleman who enjoys a conversant woman to spend time with and enjoy all the city has to offer.
I guarantee an interesting date.
I've methodically worked many jobs from playing as a young tennis pro to serving as a law enforcement officer to today where I am managaing partner of a law firm by day.

I am fun, goofy, and accomplished and will entertain you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing a Law Firm typing this. and this. but not this. Can't decide whether my profile is too serious or not serious enough?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tennis. Law. Pool. Sports in general. Some Really Cool things, some really nerdy things, too. Conversationalist. Tying cherry stems into knots with my tongue. Words with friends (unbeatable - take the challenge!) Saying offensive things diplomatically. Saying diplomatic things offensively.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes. Unusually large (________) for a lawyer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Farewell to Arms, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Quiz Show, Pulp Fiction, Classic Rock and Chinese, Japanese, Italian and other edible food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toothbrush, working out, health, my family, my iphone, the letter "Q"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do psychics in New York have to ask you your name?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to get into your pants?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That really is me on that video!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can explain to me the virtues of a working SB/SD relationship and especially if you, like me, like to lick kitty.