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JayJayGee1972

42 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast.

If you like Heavy Metal and casino buffets then I may be the man for you!

I'm a big guy scruffy and sincere with an obscure and darkly idiotic sense of humor. I am a stand-up comedian who still has a day job but I hope to get to a point where I can quit the job and pay my bills with comedy. My favorite topic to joke about is myself and the absurd way that I relate to the world.

I am a loyal friend and companion. I like to cook. I used to be a cook in restaurants so when it comes to the kitchen, I know my shit. Let me cook you a steak or what ever dish you prefer. I am a reader, a lover of film in most of its forms. I watch little tv because I am out a good amount of time but I do watch it. I am totally not one of those kill your television types. I have little care for how much tv you may or may not watch.

Anyway I am fun, funny, social, well-traveled(travel is something I love and wish I could afford more often), generous, friendly, and willing to get to know anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time student working on a degree in IT Networking and stand-up comedian at night. Trying to be better today than I was the day before. Improving myself. Being a good brother and friend.
I’m really good at
Cooking, trivia, bullshitting, darts, table top games, yard games, ski ball, making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, hair, beard, sense of humor, tattoos. At least that's what I hope they notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blood Meridian, Lolita, Tropic of Cancer, Journey to the End of the Night, Ham on Rye, The Killer Inside Me, Mother Night, Dune, A Song of Ice and Fire, Portnoy's Complaint, True Grit, A Confederacy of Dunces. Patricia Highsmith, Yukio Mishima, John Edgar Wideman, Claude McKay, Megan Abbott, Jean Genet, Truman Capote. I also am a big fan of comic books. I was a big fan of the superhero as a kid. I still enjoy them now but not in a sweaty man-boy way. The comics I enjoy today are more adult tales told in a graphic medium. Not porn though there is some sexuality. Trust me if you are not interested I will in no way annoy you with my comic book shit.

The Wild Bunch, Blade Runner, Repo Man, RoboCop, Reservoir Dogs, Jaws, The Last Detail, Being There, The Last Picture Show, Conan The Barbarian, Planet of The Apes, old noir, westerns, b-movies, exploitation trash, The Warriors, Sergio Leone, Kurosawa, Peckinpah, John Ford, Anthony Mann, Sam Fuller, many more.

Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Community, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, The Venture Brothers. Top Chef. No Reservations, Globe Trekker. Many cooking shows.

Most food. I'm an adventurous eater. Always a sucker for good Mexican, Pho, a cheeseburger, or quality sandwich. I am also terribly in love with the cuisine of Eastern Europe, Spain, France, or Italy. I love sea food, sushi, and I would move Earth for Belgian frites.

Spaghetti carbonara is a go to comfort food and I am always trying to perfect my reciepe.

Music: Heavy Metal, black metal, doom metal, galm metal, death metal, stoner metal, thrash metal, black thrash, black death, power metal, NWOBHM, I think you get it. Also punk, power pop, classic country and jazz. Just ask. If it is quality I probably dig it. Punk, post-punk, Memphis soul, Motown, power-pop. My listening tastes are not exclusive to any one genre unless that genre is "good music."
The six things I could never do without
Tasty eats, my family, my friends, comedy, sleep, fun(interpret that as you will).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the answers/the big shit , love, life, comedy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically out doing something. Probably hitting a couple of open mics and then doing late night drinks or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watch chick flicks on cable and I am bent for fancy bath products. I loved Gilmore Girls and made it appointment viewing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If I sound at all like someone you'd like to get to know.