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28 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:52pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofy guy. I try not to take things too seriously and am always making a sarcastic comment...usually at inappropriate times, but having fun doing it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a realtor,so if I can't woo you on here, I can still sell you a house. I'm proud to say, I'm nothing like the guys you see on benches and billboards.

I walk a lot! I'll probably leave an hour early to meet friends somewhere just so I can walk there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to try my hand at a lot of new things, but I don't think I have mastered many.

I'm fantastic at grilling and cooking in general. I like to cook for people, what do you want to eat?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very expressive with my face. It get comments on my faces a lot. I can't take a photo without making a face (profile pictures are proof). I have been told by many random strangers that I look like Will Forte.

How doofy I look riding my scooter around town.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most of the books I read are either biographies or historical accounts, I'm not a huge fan of fiction.

I mostly listen to alt. rock, some folk rock, electronica. Love the classics. Ok Go and Guster are my two favorite bands.

This changes every new TV season. Right now, I'm digging Arrow, Gotham, Doctor Who and the Blacklist. Some regulars I watch a lot, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Battlestar Galactica and my new love of Bojack Horseman.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My scooter, smartphone, Chipotle, running shoes, and I guess family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my competition is like on this website. There seems to be a lot of guys with their shirts off taking selfies according to every girls profile ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sitting on my couch exhausted from the week, or out enjoying a couple beers with some friends. Pretty typical I'd say.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Spiders freak me out. I'm like a little child when I see one.

I may be the worst dancer. It's similar to this

I am not a big drinker. Usually two drinks is my limit. Just don't enjoy it much anymore.

I might be a bit of a comic book nerd...But I swear I'm normal...ish.
You should message me if
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You are Abbi or Ilana from Broad City. Those girls are awesome!

Or you want to grab a drink, hang out at Heritage and chill out to some good music.