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34 Farmington, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:00am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." - David Lynch

Right out the gate, I've never been married and I don't have kids. I'm an Uncle, and that's pretty great. Also, if you're gonna say you "love to laugh" or "have fun" on your profile, well that's just plain laziness. Everyone enjoys those things.

Well, now that we got that out of the way, where to begin? I think I'm a good guy. I'm not perfect at all, I'm flawed. But in these times it's not really easy to get out and meet people. And obviously if you're reading this, you're probably already well aware. Anywho...

All my pics are selfies only because I really don't often take pictures when I'm out doing whatever. Believe it or not, I actually wish I would so I wouldn't have to explain myself.

I've got a pretty great record collection. And if you've always wanted a fantastic mix CD, look no further. It's an art.

The Ghostbusters soundtrack was the first album I ever bought.

My first concert ever was Huey Lewis & the News.

I've actually cut down my coffee intake and have now switched to teas in the evening. A personal victory, if you will.

I can grow a beard like it's my job.

I'm very passionate when it comes to movies, music, pop culture, and politics.

Exercising is important to me. I don't go to the gym, but I try to run when I can. Although I do enjoy relaxing, watching movies and listening to records, aka. long bouts of laziness.

My favorite song of 2015 so far:

Also, I love camping and karaoke. Although, not necessarily at the same time. I think I just invented a new thing there.

Did you see Guardians of the Galaxy? Damn, that's an awesome movie.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just moved to downtown Farmington and it's pretty damn great. Officially a homeowner (well, a condo).

Currently working in the hospitality industry. Not exactly setting the world on fire but hey it pays the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nerding out about music, movies, and pop culture.

Generally holding what I find to be, at the very least, semi-intelligent and stimulating conversation. You are required to do the same.

Also, recommending movies on Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes, but they look pretty normal to me.

I'm bald. Bruce Willis or Corey Stoll from House of Cards bald, not "George Costanza" bald.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My whole life I've been really passionate about music, movies, and the arts. I can't remember a time in my life when I didn't go to the movies. Hopefully you can keep up with me.

TV: Parks & Recreations, Better Call Saul, Spaced, South Park, House of Cards, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, Broad City

Music: The Afghan Whigs, Harry Nilsson, Pulp, The Kinks, Matthew Dear, Scott Walker, Primal Scream, Brian Eno, The Feelies, Blur, Super Furry Animals, Can, Neu!, The Velvet Underground, Wilco, Love and Rockets, T.Rex, Wilco, Spiritualized, LCD Soundsystem, Morphine, The Stone Roses, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The War On Drugs

Movies/Directors: Edgar Wright, Sergio Leone, Danny Boyle, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Brian De Palma, Dario Argento, David Lynch, Joe Dante, Roger Corman, John Landis, Mario Bava, Wes Anderson. Jaws is my Star Wars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, my record collection, movies, green tea.

Oh yeah, pepperoni pizza, I love it. It is my Achilles heel, if you will.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life is too short to worry about religion, just be a decent human being.

Also, what music to listen when I'm cooking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, movies, music, friends, eating somewhere delicious. Netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a profile on okcupid.

I dance by myself way more than I'd like to ever admit.
You should message me if
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We share similar interests, I mean you gotta start somewhere, am'i right?

You have a good sense of humor. It's probably the most attractive trait a girl can carry.

You enjoy camping, road tripping it.

This makes you laugh:

You wanna talk about Star Wars episode 7.