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JayNewcastle

27 M Aberdeen, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So.....you've got to hate a self summary! The awkward balance between sounding witty and funny with the inevitable hint of sarcasm and not sounding too much like a twat!

Please ignore the username - I made the profile when I lived in Newcastle!

One day I will spend the time to fill this out properly!

Until then .... I moved back from Newcastle to Aberdeen where I now live permanently! I come from edinburgh but moved all over...its good to be back in Scotland :) I love the cinema, pub, travelling, sports and going out with mates! Also my mum, dad and sister!

I can genuinely say I love my job. Currently work in finance (can't be too specific on here) Get to travel the country and meet lots of cool people but I'll probably settle down shortly in the next year!

I have been described as quirky, honest and quite sarcastic! However i guess you decide what I am like really!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving every minute of it! In a nutshell either working, going to the gym, going out with friends, on facebook or watching movies and listening to music! I like to try out everything at least once so always looking for the next stupid thing I can do ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sports and having a laugh

Things I like to think I'm really good at when drunk....

Cracking jokes
Dancing
Knowing the words of every song
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall probably....you tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love pretty much all music, selected shows, most movies, some books and definitely all food! :) Top 5....
Book - American Psycho (much better than the film), Angels and Demons, Fred Factor
Shows - Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones and The Wire!
Music - Literally all music! Although I can't get into the Beatles...no matter how good people say they are!
Movie - The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings and Inception! I could go on all day!
Food - Spaghetti Bolognese (no explanation needed!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the usual sarcy answer of air, water shelter lol it would have to be....

A pillow
my iPhone (i use it for everything)
a job (I'd get really bored without one)
my friends
a laptop
the gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What and when is my next meal?
Where have I left my keys?
Plans for the weekend!
What superpowers I would have if I got trapped in a nuclear reactor
My strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either so drunk I'm talking to a lampost or chilling out with a movie and some snacks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All through my life I've asked to "borrow" paper and I never give it back! That would make me a serial thief!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a bunny-boiler! Also a sense of humour is good and you must have a face with 2 eyes and a mouth! :)