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27 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 30
Bisexual, Heteroflexible
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jack. I'm back in Los Angeles after an extended stay in New York and couldn't be happier. It's weird what you end up missing about Los Angeles. It turns out crippling drought and terrible traffic on the 101 can actually elicit nostalgia. Who knew.

I'm a comedian and playwright. I split my time writing for GQ (about sports and sex) and writing things for actors to say on television shows. I also write a dumb Twitter account about what Seinfeld would be like if it were set today.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling jokes.
Paying NYU large sums of money.
Long, boozy conversations.
Remembering that person from that movie.
Telling you the person you think was in that movie was totally not in that movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd love to say it's my boyish good looks or my rakish charm, but usually it's how tall I am. Lame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Visit From The Goon Squad, A Farewell To Arms, The Art Of Fielding, The Imperfectionists, The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P, A Movable Feast, The Great Gatsby, Bright Lights Big City, A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man, Up In The Old Hotel

Movies: The Apartment, Casablanca, Almost Famous, Kicking and Screaming (the Noah Baumbach one), The Shawshank Redemption, Midnight In Paris, Manhattan, Back To The Future

TV Shows: The Wire, The Simpsons, Party Down, Mad Men, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks And Recreation, 30 Rock, The West Wing, Sports Night, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Orange Is The New Black, Silicon Valley, Veep

Music: Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Bruce Springsteen, Simon And Garfunkel, Karen Dalton, Bob Dylan, The Temptations, Best Coast, TV On The Radio, Arcade Fire, San Fermin, Lou Reed, Jeff Buckley, Kanye West
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sam Cooke's Voice
2. John Jameson's Whiskey
3. William Shakespeare's Plays
4. Hans Gruber's polite yet terrifying wit
5. My Pen
6. Parallel Structure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The usual stuff. Life. Death. Pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding a great bar, restaurant, or band that I've never heard of. Though sometimes I'm just going home to read or watch a few hours of that TV show that you told me I had to see. (You're next, Bloodline. You're next.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a nanny for three years on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. No, not a manny. I mean, yeah, sure, but shut up.
You should message me if
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Anything above jumped out at you.
You'd like to get to know each other.
You built a time machine out of a DeLorean, because just being honest, I'd love to see that.