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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 7
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a man that totally does not embellish on a dating site profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not saving the world from certain doom, I like to build space ships out of junk from the side of the road.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. "HAHAHA" they say, and then point at me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm the most amazing guy ever. After that, it's goatee all the way down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: The really big one that has a sophisticated sounding title that I'm not surprised no one has heard of it because it's in a dead language that only I've been able to decipher. As long as there are no followup questions about it, I assure you it's amazing.

Favorite movie: The documentary sharks made about me for their version of the discovery channel.

Favorite music: The sound of my own awesomeness.

Favorite food: Unfortunately no chef has has ever been able to cook a meal awesome enough to satisfy my hunger. A foodisticain once calculated an army of Alton Brown clones would take 37 years to have a %21 chance to create such a dish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Weak and strong forces.
2. Infinite loops.
3. Software that replaces text with the word "chicken"
4. GOTO 2
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism. ONLY OFF BY ON LETTER ON THE FIRST TRY, BOOYA.
6. This entry intentionally left blank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is a dating profile really? I'm supposed to sell myself up right? What if I'm humble? How the heck am I supposed to write an expose of my own humility without sounding like an idiot?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solving world hunger. Curing cancer. Building a space elevator. Bringing good tidings to all and good will to mankind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have a secret identity as a crime fighter that owns a multi-billion dollar business.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to see my actual information.

You think Picard is more sexy than Kirk.

You think dating sites are a waste of time.

You hate messaging people.

You can't think of anything to write.

You want to complain about my lazy profile.

You accidentally click sends buttons.

You hate joke profiles.

You are alive.

You are dead.

You are in a superposition between being dead and being alive.

You are in a coma.

You like big butts and cannot lie.


You need an adult.