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35 • Florissant, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Jan 7
- 5′ 6″ (1.68m)
- Body Type
- Used up
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Dropped out of space camp
- Science / Engineering
- More than $1,000,000
- Open relationship
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
Favorite movie: The documentary sharks made about me for their version of the discovery channel.
Favorite music: The sound of my own awesomeness.
Favorite food: Unfortunately no chef has has ever been able to cook a meal awesome enough to satisfy my hunger. A foodisticain once calculated an army of Alton Brown clones would take 37 years to have a %21 chance to create such a dish.
2. Infinite loops.
3. Software that replaces text with the word "chicken"
4. GOTO 2
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism. ONLY OFF BY ON LETTER ON THE FIRST TRY, BOOYA.
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You think Picard is more sexy than Kirk.
You think dating sites are a waste of time.
You hate messaging people.
You can't think of anything to write.
You want to complain about my lazy profile.
You accidentally click sends buttons.
You hate joke profiles.
You are alive.
You are dead.
You are in a superposition between being dead and being alive.
You are in a coma.
You like big butts and cannot lie.
YOU OUGHTA KNOW
You need an adult.
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