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34 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:57pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok this is the section where I try to be funny and witty while making you want to keep reading and not stop to say thats not very funny or witty.. erm well now that they have gone here is what you want to know

I Live in London, I enjoy taking trips to different parts of the world every now and then. Most recently Prague where I saw a real life pimp he was wearing a fluffy red robe and everything.

I do martial arts like photography and sports more watching than playing but will not pass up a chance to join in if I can.

I may throw around the odd movie reference every now and then (if i call you a filthy animal I'm normally quoting home alone and say it out of love and not because you are covered in mud from rolling on the floor because that would just be rude)

I can leap tall buildings with a single bound and fly although not for long and the landing needs work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best to spread the message of Bill and Ted. (Thats be excellent to each other if you have not seen the movie)

There are plenty of things to be angry about so it really worth your time thinking about that guy... you know the one took the last seat on the train or cut you up or was just a jerk for no good reason.. because as hard as it is to believe they are not thinking about you and that is a shame because you are wonderful and they will never know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing yeah right I have one good dance move and have mastered it completely which is why I have to space it out during a night out UPDATE: I now have three good dance moves
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends where they see me, if its at work then its wow there is one person working here with a personality. If its on a night out its those are two impressive dance moves :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fight club, Yes man
Movies: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Trading Places, taken, the bourne films
Shows: Community, Its always sunny in Philadelphia, walking dead, Leverage, Burn notice, Homeland
Music: Anything that is not lil wayne
Time of day: 5am because its nice and calm and could be the start of the greatest day ever
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and yes I know that is more than six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I make this better?
Which country to visit next
That if I hadn't started doing exercise I would actually be healthy
tetra packs had to be invented
Why is there always that one person that jumps off the train and sprints for the stairs like they are being chased by a zombie horde
Has it come to this?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends
or getting some rest before a random weekend adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own the 1st 2 linkin park albums (I bought them 10 years ago though yes 10 years you are old as well but i still like you) don't judge me because in the end it doesn't even matter

I have never had a drink of coffee
You should message me if
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You have not been put off by my profile and want to know more, Want to go on a random adventure, have a dance battle or we have a high chance of being enemy's