Here are some fun facts about myself:
I'm new to the area.
I'm a list maker.
My name is Jayden.
I always eat Cheerios with banana slices for breakfast. NOM NOM NOM
I love cupcakes. If you make me some, I'll love you forever.
Honesty is always the best policy.
My last name has 21 letters in it.
I’m a mere 6’6” tall and my twin sister is 5'3".
Yes, I am really 6'6".
My favorite holiday is Halloween.
I grew up in the desolate mountains of Alaska.
I currently have 9 tattoos and probably will get more. Don't worry, I don't have any crappy tribal tattoos.
I'm ambidextrous, but prefer my left hand.
Marine Corps veteran.
I love firearms and have quite a few.
I brush and floss three times a day. I'm that weirdo that carries dental floss everywhere I go.
I drink copious amounts of energy drinks.
I train 5 days a week in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and MMA. Also I'm not a tool that wears TAPOUT shirts.
Fitness is very important to me.
Jack and Coke? Yes please.
I'm fluent in American Sign Language.
I have my bachelor and masters degree in math.
I drive a pickup truck.
I've skydived numerous times.
My eyes change color based on my mood. They stay hazel most of the time.
I wear glasses sometimes.
I like the following: Tea parties with my niece, BBQs, making funny faces, yelling at kids to get off my lawn, shooting stuff, drunk karaoke, rocking out to Journey, people watching, reading movie plots on Wikipedia, sushi, laser tag, schooling people at Wii Sports, watching crappy "original" SyFy movies, watching B-list films on Netflix, whiskey, preparing for the zombie apocalypse, going to museums, rock climbing, quoting The Office, Disneyland, cave spelunking and exploring the woods.
I dislike the following: Long lines, people who feel the need to flip off the camera, Nickelback, complainers, flat bill hats, white Oakley sunglasses, "bros" in Frats, liars, Mel Kiper Jr., my feet being cold, the DMV, drama queens, gas prices, pessimistic individuals and incompetent drivers. I think that's it.
Weaknesses: women wearing yoga pants, cupcakes, tattoos and a gorgeous smile.
That's probably enough for now.
Shows I like: Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Longmire, Games of Thrones, Modern Family, Justified and anything about food. I like food.
Dysfunctional family dinners