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JaymesJack

42 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I generally do the right thing and make good decisions. Though I like to pepper it with a few really bad ones here and there to keep it interesting.

Chicago is where it's at. I love all of the street festivals, the music and theater scene, the endless sampling of exotic foods, the smattering of different cultures, its proximity to Wisconsin - I could go on... except the parking - that blows.

A few of my interests include graphic and architectural design, comedy, music of all types, cooking and eating food (of the exotic and comfort varieties) and travel. You needn't share the same interests as me, but I'd hope you'd be willing to give some of them a try.

On a side note, that may become my saving grace in this self absorbed essay, I have a good sense of humor. I know, anyone who tells you they're funny usually isn't, but seriously...I'm fucking hilarious!

Looking back I feel I wrote what everybody probably writes. eh...I'll try again later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes i just don't know, but it seems to be going pretty well so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making delicious pie crusts. At least that's what I'm told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my height ...or my foam cowboy hat if I'm wearing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll fill this in some other time, but for now I don't want to shoot myself in the foot here, so let's just say it's as cool as the stuff you like. But I love getting recos, so feel free to make a suggestion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order...
-a future event/trip to look forward to
-regular physical activity
-burt's bees
-a daily self-made checklist (complete with boxes to x out)
-caffeine
-a belt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How those dudes on the really tall bikes get on and off of them. Or what do they do at stop signs for that matter. Seriously wtf?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are never typical for me. Tuesdays are typical. On Tuesdays I have a very regimented routine. Way too mundane to share though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not naturally bald.
You should message me if
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You like tall, funny, bald dudes who are good at making pie crusts.